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Guide to food and drinks

2017-06-09T15:20:50Z

Grumpchkin: Updated page for Rebase

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally.

===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.
|Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|55
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|55
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|berry juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|45
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream
|N/A
|1 part milk cream
|Ewwww...
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|N/A
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Juice}}Grape Juice
|N/A
|1 part grape juice
|The juice of a bunch of grapes. Guaranteed non-alcoholic.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice grapes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Heals toxic damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Heals suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|45
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|35
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|45
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' Mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|45
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|45
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|-
![[File:dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welder fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welder fuel tank.
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|45
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|35
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|35
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strange named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough, but better than sterilizine when used in surgery.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|25
|1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|25
|2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|55
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Slowly heals brute damage
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|35
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|15
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|35
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|45
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|A classic mix of rum and cola.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|35
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|35
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part Cryoxadone
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Doesn't heal you anymore.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|25
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|35
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 units instead of 2.
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|55
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|45
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|55
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|10
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 unit instead of 15.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|35
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Welder Fuel|welder fuel]], 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|55
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|irish cream}}Irish Cream
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|25
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|45
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|15
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|45
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|25
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|N/A
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Stuns you repeatedly
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|45
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for engineers. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|15
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|15
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|45
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|15
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|45
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|[http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|15
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|15
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]].
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|35
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

=Food=
==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat [[File:Meat.png|64px]].

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in 1 meat slab and 1 skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] Processor===
Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}Faggot
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|universal enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsicum Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|Grind ice peppers.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Sodium]] + [[Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 [[Nutriment]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-

![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|(My favorite!) Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|(My favorite!) Grind blue cherries.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all bread recipes.
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in burgers.
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most pastry recipes.
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in spaghetti recipes.
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in pizza recipes.
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in pie recipes.
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in cake recipes.
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Microwave one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket.
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|}

===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

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|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 [[Waffle Cone]] + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from [[Chocolate]])
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using '''crafting''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cooked Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|
|Better call the burn center beforehand...
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] +3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Ice Cream Sandwich
|1 [[#Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Pastas===
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|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|
|
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage
|
|
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
|
|
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|
|
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|
|
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp Fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp meat
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp meat
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage
|1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|
|
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|
|
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|Tastes like chaos!
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|
|Toxic!
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|
|sliceable
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Cake Hat
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin, and the cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Sausage]] + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|64px]]
!Chaos Donuts
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|
|
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
|
|
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans
|
| Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!CheesyBurrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne de Asada Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge
|7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
|
|
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
|
|
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!Rice and Pork
|1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Eggbowl
|1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|
|
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!Bottle of Lizard Wine
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|
|Lizard wine has a booze power of 45.
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|Cola. in space.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of Cola and [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Water|water]] 1 part [[guide_to_plants|coco]].
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-

|}

[[Category:Guides]]

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Flyperson

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{{RacePageHeader
|headerbgcolor = black
|headerfontcolor = white
|genus = Musca Disgustus
|imagebgcolor = lightgray
|img_generic = Flyperson.png
|img =
|specietype = FLYPERSON
|speciename = Flypeople
|homeworld = Centration
|central authority = Scattered collectives
|restricted job roles = None
|guides = No external guides
}}

Flypeople are mutant races similar to the Earth housefly, sometimes found upon Nanotrasen space stations. Flypeople are barred from most authority roles on Nanotrasen stations and are not protected by the AI's default Asimov laws.

=History=

'''''### ERROR: REMOTE INTERCEPT - INFORMATION MAY HAVE BEEN REDACTED FROM THIS DOCUMENT FOR YOUR SAFETY ###'''''

Mutations into a fly-like organism have been known on Space Station 13 for some time, usually the side effect of unfortunate bluespace teleportation accidents. <strike>It is widely speculated that uptick in the number fly people is the result of Nanotrasen conducting experiments on crewmembers.</strike>

'''''### REMOTE INTERCEPT ENDS - HAVE A SECURE DAY ###'''''

=Gameplay=
Flypeople are a optional playable race. You can make a flyperson character in the character panel. One can also become a flyperson by using a teleporter without properly calibrating it first; this deals some toxin damage to the person.

Flypeople do not have any aspects that may be customized.

Flypeople tend to buzz and hiss instead of properly talking. They also do not feed on the same food everyone else on the station does. Instead, they vomit up any nutrients they might intake and then eat the resulting pile of vomit.

{{Jobs}}
[[Category:Backstory]]

Humans

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{{RacePageHeader
|headerbgcolor = darkgreen
|headerfontcolor = white
|genus = Homo Sapiens Sapiens
|imagebgcolor = lightgray
|img_generic = Human.png
|img =
|specietype = HUMANS
|speciename = Human
|homeworld = Earth
|central authority = United Earth Government
|restricted job roles = N/A
|guides = No external guides
|quote=I sure do love all these squishy organs contained inside my skin by my skeleton!
}}

Humans are the dominate species in the known galaxy, their kind extend from old Earth to the edges of known space.

Humans are the default race in SS13.

=History=
See the [[Backstory|backstory]] page for a overview of human history.

To summate, Humanity is the dominate race in the known Galaxy. The only other known intelligent and sapient race (To Humans anyway) are the Lizardpeople, who are subjugated under the control of the United Earth Government for reasons many either don't know or don't want to remember.

=Roleplay=
Humans of the 26th century hold social values remarkably similar to the Humans of the 21st century, even down to much of their technology intentionally taking the appearance of items and aesthetics of 21st century technology. This is due to a combination of much Human knowledge being lost in the Void Wars, and a sense of nostalgia over days gone by. This also means Humans communicate and act in a manner similar to what people of the 21st century do.

Humans hold a smug sense of superiority over non-Humans, which until recently have just comprised of just Lizardpeople. However some Humans either have no opinion, or even are supportive, of non-Humans, however they are in the minority, for now. Make no mistake as the only reason Nanotrasen began to employ non-human Lizardpeople was due to them being able to employ Lizardpeople for barely a fraction of the pay for a Human equilivant.

Certain fringe [[Syndicate|organisations]] hold a far more progressive view on non-humans. Whether this is due to these groups being more open to non-humans, or simply due to them desperately needing anyone with the right skill set irrespective of their race, is up to debate and personal interpretation.

=Special Snowflakes=
Nanotrasen is not the first organization to meddle with the human genome, and there are rumours that in the past, some dark scientific cult attempted to splice human genes with those of animals. Although (descendants of) these mutants are extremely rare, a few find their way into employment every now and then, in very low-ranking jobs. They are officially qualified as non-human, however, and their social status is below even that of Lizardpeople because of their nature as humans with filth mixed into their DNA. Or as a Nanotrasen official put it, "disgusting special snowflakes."

''Mutant humans are a separate server config option from other species, and if job restrictions are enabled on a server, it'll lock mutant humans out of even more jobs than lizards.''

=Gameplay=
Humans are the primary race in SS13, and the default race all players start as. Humans have no unique advantages or disadvantages in terms of physical capabilities.

{{Jobs}}

[[Category:Backstory]]

Starter guide

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Space Station 13 is a 2D multiplayer space station simulator with fully destructible environments. [[What is FTL13|More info about the nature of the game can be found here.]]

It can take some time to get used to the dynamics of the game.

Below is a quick tutorial to get you started on your first visit to FTL13.

If you know how to play SS13, but are new to FTL 13, go to: [[Guide to FTL13]]

== FTL13, and It's Challenges ==

So, time to get to the FTL13 part of the guide. You wanted to join, I gave you the ip, the knowledge, the tips. Now for some real things.
First thing is first, it is MEDIUM RP. So don't go pissing people off, stealing items, and most importantly, don't fire the damn MAC. Make sure you read the other guides too, this isn't just nothing but /TG/ guides and whatnot. Make sure to not only use this guide, other guides as well. At the beginning of every game, there will be objectives for the crew to complete. You, no matter job you are, you must try and help, unless of course, you're an [[Terminology#Antag|Antagonist]].

=== What Jobs are the most Useful in this Gamemode? ===
Basically anyone that ISN'T a civilian job. Chaplains and Clowns and Librarians (oh my!) do not belong in the ship. If you want to be useful and still try to learn the basics, play a job in [[Medical_Doctor|Medical]], or [[Shaft_Miner|Mining]], or [[Chef]]/[[Bartender]]. If you're new to the game ENTIRELY, play [[Cargo_Technician|Cargo]].

The roles you shouldn't be playing at all as a newbie, are the [[Heads_of_Staff|heads of staff]], [[Scientist|Science]], and DEFINITELY not [[Engineer|Engineering]]. For preference to not play, do not play the top of this list which is the [[Chain_of_Command|chain of command]]. Once you read more of our guides, you can start playing the higher authorities if you wish. '''BEWARE''' though. If you are easily bored by a job or stressed by it, '''DO NOT PLAY IT.''' Rounds in this gamemode can go for HOURS.

== Connecting to the Server ==
Download and install the [http://www.byond.com/download BYOND client] (required to play!), [https://secure.byond.com/?page=Join create an account] (required to play!), start and login into BYOND and then click on one of the servers below (if just clicking them doesn't work, open up BYOND, click ''Open'' from upper left, and copy paste one of the links there and press ''OK''):

* '''Main Server:''' http://ftl13.com/play.php
== The Rules ==
It isn't really fair to shove the [https://ftl13.com/rules.php rules] straight down your throat already, but it is important that you are at least aware that we have them set in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for all players. Please take a moment and [https://ftl13.com/rules.php read them].

== Character Setup ==
You'll learn this part by yourself, for the first time follow my instructions so we can get to the game as quickly as possible:

After you [[New_Players#Connecting_to_the_Server|join the server]], you will be greeted with a window which has "Setup Character", "Join Game!", "Observe" and "Show Player Polls" on it.

Click the '''Setup Character''' button and you will get a settings window. Here you can determine what your character looks like. Be sure to "Save Setup"!

[[File:Newplayeroptions.png]]

Click the '''Set Occupation Preferences''' -button.

[[File:Startup.png]]

Click on a job three times so that medical, mining, or a civilian job (that ISN'T a head) is toggled to '''High'''.

[[File:Startjobs.png]]

Click '''Done'''.

Click the '''Save Setup''' button on Character Setup -screen and you will be an Assistant automatically the next time shift starts at the beginning.

Close the Character Setup -screen, choose '''Join Game!''' (if there's no Join Game! -button, it means that the round hasn't started yet, in this case click on "Declare Ready!").

[[File:Joingame.png]]

A list of available jobs will pop up, choose anyone you want, as long as it isn't a head, or at the top left.

'''Trust me, do not pick any other job as you're still only learning the basics and are not ready for them!'''

[[File:tut2.png]]

Welcome to the Station! You'll join the other players on the Station by spawning into the Arrivals Shuttle - don't get scared if it's been blown to pieces and you spawn into deadly space, it happens from time to time and you'll get to try again soon.

== Heads Up Display ==
Let us introduce to you what you are seeing, starting from the tabs located in the upper right corner:

=== The Tabs ===
[[File:Tabs.png|thumb|333px|The tabs.]]

* '''Report Issue''': Is self-explanatory, for reporting bugs and what-not.
* '''Wiki''': Opens the game wiki in your internet browser.
* '''Github''': Opens a website where you can see FTL13's code.
* '''Rules''': Opens the rules.
* '''Changelog''': Opens the changelog.

* In-game tabs:
** '''Status''': Lists various points of interest such as current intent, move mode, and oxygen tank statuses (if applicable).
** '''Admin''': The first option in this tab, 'Adminhelp', is something that should always be remembered, adminhelp sends a direct message for questions pertaining gameplay and/or reporting players breaking the rules. 'Adminnotice' displays admin notices. 'Adminwho', gives a list of in-game admins.
** '''IC''': Gives a list of In-Character actions that can be done at the moment.
** '''OOC''': Gives a list of Out-Of-Oharacter actions, which are anything outside of the current game.
** '''Object''': Actions that can be done with objects current at hand.
** '''Preferences''': Gives a list of toggleable out-of-character settings.

=== Inventory/Commands ===
{{anchor|Inventory}}
{|align="center" style="width:100%; border:2px #a3b1bf solid; background:#E6F8FF; text-align:left;"
|'''Your inventory is along the bottom and lower left of the screen (yellow area on the first picture).

Commands are to the lower right corner, and your personal status is on the right edge of the screen (pink area on the first picture).'''

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: left; background-color:#FAFEFF;"
|
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable"
|-
! 1 [[File:Hud-inventory.png]] Inventory - These are the various equipment slots you have. Can be collapsed and expanded by clicking the backpack icon.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Headwear.png]] '''Headwear slot''' - For hats, helmets and flowers.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Eyewear.png]] '''Eyewear slot''' - For glasses, goggles, eyepatches and other eyewear.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Mask.png]] '''Mask slot''' - For masks, either for your mouth or for your whole face.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Earwear.png]] '''Earwear slot''' - For headsets (radio) or pens.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Uniform.png]] '''Uniform slot''' - For jumpsuits or shorts.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Exosuit.png]] '''Exosuit slot''' - For space suits, jackets, armor, etc.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Handwear.png]] '''Handwear slot''' - For gloves.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Footwear.png]] '''Footwear slot''' - For shoes and boots.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Exosuitslot.png]] '''Exosuit container slot''' - For big or small things, like oxygen tanks or guns, depending on your exosuit.
|-
| [[File:Hud-ID.png]] '''ID slot''' - For your ID, wallet or PDA.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Belt.png]] '''Belt slot''' - For belt-wearable items like a toolbelt, PDA, oxygen tank, gun, etc.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Back.png]] '''Back slot''' - For a backpack, satchel or huge items like a fireaxe, big oxygen tank.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Pocket.png]] '''Pocket slots''' - For all small items.
|}
|rowspan="8" style="background-color: someonecanchangethisiftheywant;"|[[File:HUD.png|thumb|480px|border|right|Picture of the game with the HUD parts numbered.]]
|-
|'''2 [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] Hands''' - Shows you what you are currently holding, and which hand you will interact with. This is also where you can switch between which hand you're currently using.
|-
|
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable"
|-
|{{anchor|Intent}}'''3 [[File:Hud-intent.gif]] Intent Switch''' - This is your intent. Decides how you will interact towards another person when you click on them.
|-
| [[File:Intent_Help.png]] '''Help''' - Help, well, helps people. This can mean you're trying to wake someone up, help them stand (both of which require an empty hand), give them [[CPR]] (to keep them alive if their status is critical) or medication, if you're compassionately inclined. As stated earlier, trying to help someone with an item equipped will usually just make you beat them with the object, and then have you possibly be beaten by security - also known as being passive-aggressive.

Clicking yourself with the Help Intent gives you a brief self-diagnosis--if you don't have a health analyzer handy, at least you know what parts of your body to target when healing yourself.

Help intent also allows you to walk through other people instead of bumping into them.
|-
| [[File:Intent_Disarm.png]] '''Disarm''' - Disarm has the highest chance to disable your target by either stunning, weakening or even knocking them unconscious. Disarm tends to be the most useful for ensuring that you survive and come out in top in a duel and it has plenty of offensive use in larger brawls and is used most often. As goes a popular saying, "disarm intent is best intent."

Many actions can be resisted by spamming the resist action, but if they're floored then they can't do shit. Trying to disarm someone with an empty hand will either push them down for about five seconds - buying you precious time to secure your escape, or make them drop their weapon which WILL make them a lot less dangerous and turn the tables if they were carrying something particularly [[robust]], like a circular saw.
|-
| [[File:Intent_Grab.png]] '''Grab''' - Grabbing someone will place a hold on them. Grabbing them again will cause to put them in progressively more advanced holds: passive, aggressive, hands, and neck.

Passive is used to make people follow you but they can break free by simply moving in another direction. Aggressive is essentially the same thing, But the targeted person must try to [[resist]] to weaken your hold to a less advanced stage (provided they're not disabled) and escape.

Hands is similar to aggressive, but you can throw them onto tables or across the room. Neck will move them onto the same tile as you, knock them to the ground and cause you to move much slower. While you've placed a hold on someone's neck, they will slowly lose oxygen, but you can press "kill" to speed up the process. You must have an empty hand slot to try and grab someone (try right clicking them and selecting "pull" to get them to follow you)!
|-
| [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] '''Harm''' - Harm does the most damage and will [[Terminology#Crit|crit]] them more quickly than disarm. It's most useful when your victim is already disabled somehow.
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|'''4 [[File:Hud-walkrun.gif]] Run Switch''' - A button that toggles between running and walking. Running over wet floors will cause you to slip.
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|'''5 [[File:Hud-target.gif]] Body Target''' - Shows what part of someone's body you will interact with. Interacting with different parts can do different things. To change this, click on the different parts of the body.
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|'''6 Commands:'''

'''[[File:Hud-pull.png]] Stop Pull''' - Right-clicking some objects gives you the option to pull them. When you want to stop pulling, hit this button.

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|[[File:Hud-resist.png]] '''Resist''' - Used to free yourself if you've been restrained by something.
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|The resist button is used to... resist, or break free from these kinds of situations:
* Someone else's grab
* Chair of bed you're buckled on to
* Handcuffs
* Space vines
* Welded or locked [[Locker]]s
* Stop, Drop, and Rolling when you're on fire
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'''[[File:Hud-drop.png]] Drop''' - Hitting this will drop whatever you have in your currently active hand.

'''[[File:Hud-throw.png]] Throw''' - Toggles Throw mode. Clicking anywhere on the screen with this active will throw the object in your active hand in that direction. It also lets you catch things thrown at you.
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|'''7 [[File:Hud-health.gif]] Health''' - Fades to orange, then red as you take more damage. The letters CRIT means you are currently dying. You may be saved if someone administers medical treatment in time. Performing CPR on someone in critical condition can prolong their death long enough to get them to [[Medbay|medical treatment]].
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|'''8 [[File:Hud-internals.gif]] Internals Status''' - Shows whether or not you have internals running. Internals consist of an oxygen tank and a breath mask. Internals are required in areas exposed to space or [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#The_Gases_and_Their_Functions|hazardous gases]]. Clicking this will toggle it on/off if you have them equipped.
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Useful '''shortcuts''' for using most of the HUD commands can be [[Shortcuts|found here]].
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=== Status Alerts ===
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|'''These icons are normally not seen on the screen. They will only appear if something is wrong.'''
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[[File:Hud-oxy.gif]] '''Oxygen warning''' - The air you breath in does not have enough oxygen.

[[File:Hud-pressure.gif]] '''Pressure warning''' - Pressure levels are too high (red) or too low (black). Low and high pressures can kill you.

[[File:tox_in_air.gif]] '''Toxin warning''' - You are breathing in toxic gases.

[[File:Hud-fire.png]] '''Fire warning''' - The air is hot enough to burn you.

[[File:Hud-freeze.gif]] '''Freeze warning''' - The air is cold enough to freeze you.

[[File:Hud-temp.gif]] '''Temperature warning''' - You get too cold or too hot.

[[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] '''Hunger warning''' - You're starting to get hungry, starting from yellow to red, gray means you're bloated. You cannot die from hunger, but the longer you go without food, the slower you will be able to run.
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== Doing Things ==
The game uses a '''point-and-click system'''. You select '''which hand''' you wish to use with the [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] '''hand buttons''' and by clicking on the item you wish to interact with.

E.g. if you want to heal someone's bruise damage with a bruisepack, you first '''click on the bruisepack with an empty hand''' to pick it up and then '''click on the patient with the bruise pack in your active hand.'''

Some items can hold more items, such as a backpack. To open it, simply click on it. If you wish to remove your backpack from your back (or any other wearable container item), '''click and drag''' it to an empty hand.

To drop an item, simply hit the '''Drop button''' with the item in your active hand.

=== Learn as You Play -Exercises ===
Here we come to the first sign of of whether you'll be a good player or not:

If you're bored already and can't be assed to do these exercises then you're probably not going to like Space Station 13.

'''If you are eager to learn, however, you will become a good player.'''

These exercises are not mandatory, but they will make you "get" the user interface much more quickly, and teach you how to communicate with others, which is extremely important. You can try to learn it by yourself, but [[Guide to evading getting banned|DON'T JUST GRAB AN ITEM AND START HITTING PEOPLE WITH IT]], or your existence on SS13 will be very short indeed. We highly recommend following through the short tutorial which is followed by this.

'''First Day on the Job:'''
==== Clothing and Internals ====
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|<center>'''Welcome aboard the Space Station 13, chances are you have arrived late in the shift and are currently located on the [[Arrivals|Arrival Shuttle]].'''
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|[[File:Backpack.png]]'''1. Navigation and items:'''

:Firstly you need to learn how to the inventory works. Head over to the blue and pink lockers and open them, pick up a jumpsuit you like and a pair of shoes and place them in your backpack. When you're done close the locker.
:#Use the movement keys (arrow keys, numpad keys with numlock off or WASD with the in-game [[hotkeys]] on) to move.
:#Click the locker with an empty hand selected to open it.
:#Right-click the locker and choose a jumpsuit you like, click the 'Move to top' option.
:#Click the jumpsuit with an empty hand to pick it up.
:#Switch hands by clicking on the [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] hand button or by pressing Page Up.
:#Repeat this for shoes and pick them up.
:#Click the backpack with the hand which has the jumpsuit in order to place it inside the backpack.
:#Place the shoes inside the backpack.
:#Click the locker with an empty hand to close it.
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|[[File:Brshoe.png]]'''2. Clothing:'''

:Now you'll need to head out of the [[Arrivals|Arrival Shuttle]] to a secluded area and change your clothes.
:#Head out of the Arrival Shuttle to the north.
:#Go into either of the Escape Pod shaft (red doors).
:#In your inventory bar on the bottom left, click the gray jumpsuit, that you're wearing, to take it off (notice that your PDA and ID also fall off because the slot availability changes depending on your clothing).
:#Now open your backpack and take the new jumpsuit out.
:#Click the now vacant slot (where your jumpsuit used to be, the left side of your inventory) to get dressed.
:#Pick up your ID and place it back in your ID slot (bottom row, third left slot from your hands).
:#Pick up your PDA and place it on your belt (bottom row, second left slot from your hands).
:#Now remove your shoes, take the new ones from your backpack and place the new ones on.
:#You may leave the old jumpsuit and shoes here as you won't need them anymore.
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|[[File:BreathMask.png]]'''3. Internals:'''

:The station has likely been beat up a bit since the beginning of the round and so it is a good idea to put internals on for just in case we come across a place with no breathable atmosphere. The internals can be found ready in a box in your backpack. Take them out of the box and put them on.
:#Open the backpack and take out the box.
:#Open the box with your other hand.
:#Take out the breath mask and place it in your mask slot (upper slot of your inventory).
:#Pick up your PDA from your belt and place it in your free pocket (bottom row, to the right of your hands).
:#Take the emergency oxygen tank from the box and put it where your PDA used to be on the belt.
:#Turn internals on by clicking on the internals status icon ([[Starter_guide#Heads_Up_Display|number 8 on the HUD-image above]]).
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'''Great! Now you're ready to start your first day on Space Station 13!'''
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==== Writing, radio and PDA's ====
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Let's learn how basic communication works.
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|[[File:Pen.png]]'''4. Writing:'''

:It's good to have things written down, so I want you to write your name on the sheet of paper in the [[Security Checkpoint]].
:# Head out of the maintenance shaft through the same door you came in.
:# Go south past the arrival shuttle and then to the right.
:# There is a small office with gray and red floors there with a desk which should have a pen, a sheet of paper and a recharger.
:# Get to the desk, pick the pen and click on the sheet of paper.
:# Write <code>"Assistant [your name] arrived on SS13 on [date here]"</code> (example: ''Assistant Matt Droid arrived on SS13 on 27.11.2010'') and hit OK.
:# Put the pen back on the desk, examine the note (Shift + Click it), and close the window after you're done examining.
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|[[File:Headset.png]]'''5. Radio:'''

:Okay, you're an assistant, which means you can theoretically work anywhere and assist with tasks. Practice dictates otherwise, but we won't pay lazy asses round here, so try to get a job now. Try to ask someone if they need assistance.
:# Using the radio is simple. Instead of using <code>'''say "Hello"'''</code> like you would to say things to the people around you, you use <code>'''say ";Hello"'''</code>. Basically you add a semicolon before your message. Some departments have department radios (e.g. security, engineering, medical). As an assistant, however, you don't belong to a department, and as such don't have a department radio, but when you do, it works by writing <code>'''say ".h Hello"'''</code> (or <code>'''#h'''</code>, or <code>''':h'''</code> for departmental radio, whichever suits you best).
:# Be polite and professional when asking. An example of how to ask: say <code>";This is assistant [your name], I've just arrived on this station and am wondering if anyone needs assistance with any job."</code>
:# Then you wait for a reply, if someone says they need you, then go to them and learn from them, you can continue these exercises at any times. If the call ends up with you dead on the floor, don't get mad, it happens all the time.
:# If you don't get a reply, continue with this exercise.
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|[[File:Normalpda.gif]]'''6. PDA:'''

:You have been issued with a Portable Data Assistant which you should now have in your pocket. I want you to enable the PDA's flashlight and send a message to some random person.
:# Your PDA already holds a pen inside, which is removable by right-clicking on the PDA and selecting Remove Pen.
:# The PDA can also hold an ID card inside it. Take your ID and click the PDA with your ID in active hand to place it in. Your PDA/ID combination can be held in your ID slot to function as an ID card but this way you can also save one inventory slot.
:# Open your PDA by clicking and dragging the PDA to anywhere you can see on the screen. You can also take it in your hand and use it by clicking it again or pressing Page Down.
:# The PDA has several tools available. Different department's PDA's have more specific tools like health analyzers and power monitors. Yours is simple however and only has a few basic tools.
:# To enable the flashlight click the 'enable flashlight' link at the bottom. Note that the flashlight is very weak. You'll see the difference in dark areas such as maintenance shafts.
:# To send a message, open the Messenger from the main menu.
:# You'll see a list of detected PDA's, click one at random and send a message to them. Message's content is your choice, if you can't think of anything just say <code>"Hi!"</code>, don't get upset if the recipient doesn't answer, they're probably dead or just very busy.
:# Close the PDA.
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'''Congratulations!'''

You've just finished the tutorial and know how basic things works (or at least a little better than just jumping right in without following this through).

But wait! The learning doesn't just stop here, not for a looong time. There's so much to learn on each job on the station, all the tips and tricks of the trade... the learning NEVER ENDS!
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==== Next recommended steps ====
# Explore the station, keep your mouse cursor over doors and check your lower left bar for the room's name. Check the [[map]] and get used to the layout, the station is really not as big as it first seems.
# Talk to people, ask them what they're doing and if you could be of any assistance. The [[bar]] is an excellent place to find bored people who have nothing else to do but socialize.
# Go get a rookie-version of some job, ([[Jobs#Civilian|civilian jobs]] are mostly easy) and join a department mid-shift. Most of these jobs give you no pressure if you join mid-shift. Walk to the [[Executive Officer|Executive Officer (XO)'s]] desk (if there's no one at the desk you can PDA message the XO asking him/her to come over as soon as possible) and ask the XO a job recommendation or you can recommend a job idea of your own (e.g. Pianist, Space Hobo, Waiter, Test Subject, Boxer)!
# Most rounds end with a shuttle call, the [[Escape Shuttle]] will arrive to the [[Escape Shuttle Hallway]], which you can find easily if you follow the panicking people, blood trails and hallways leading east. Get on board the shuttle, buckle yourself to a chair and enjoy the ride! When you arrive to CentCom, the round ends and another one starts soon after, such is the circle of life in Space Station 13.
# Read the few tips underneath and start your second round by choosing your first "real job" as a [[Cargo Technician]], which you should probably play for at least a few rounds. Don't get greedy, work your way slowly up from civilian jobs to more vital ones. Good luck and have fun!

=== Basic Controls Summary ===
* '''Arrow keys, numpad keys with numlock off or WASD with [[hotkeys]]''' to move
* type <code>'''ooc "Hello"'''</code> to speak [[OOC|Out-Of-Character (OOC)]]
* type <code>'''say "Hello"'''</code> to speak [[IC|In-Character (IC)]]. Clicking the chat button in the lower right corner will automatically place say in the chat bar.
* type <code>'''say ";Hello"'''</code> to speak over the radio (in character)
* type <code>'''say ":h Hello"'''</code> to speak over your department radio (in character), if you have one. See [[Headset#Earpieces|headsets]] for more details.
* '''Left click''' items to interact with them.
* '''Right click''' items to bring up the context menu.

=== Keyboard Shortcuts ===
Check out the list of [[Keyboard Shortcuts]] for making your life on the station easier.

== General Tips ==
Some general tips to get you through gameplay:
* Play your first "real" round as a [[Cargo Technician]] - it will let you learn the controls from more experienced players (notably the [[Quartermaster]]) in a low stress, low importance job, while being useful. All the info how to do the job (and any job, for that matter) can be found on the [[Jobs|job's own page]]. There's no need to rush into things, read the job page entirely and you've learned more than most at that point.
* It's perfectly okay and encouraged to tell people you are new in IC chat! Some of your coworkers might even take the time to show you the ropes.
* Keep a close eye on the chatlog, especially if things are happening fast, you might miss an '''important big, red, bolded text'''.
* Not sure what something is? Shift+click on an object to examine it. If you need more info, [[Objects|search the object from wiki]]. Every door on the station has a label, so if you're not sure where you are, examine a nearby door and check the [[map]].
* Didn't understand something someone said? Check [[Terminology]], there's a big chance you'll find your translation there.
* Some things still seem incomprehensible? Ask away by using [[Adminhelp]] (press F1 or type <code>Adminhelp</code>).
* Join after the round officially starts, so to minimize the risk of being the target of an antagonist.
* Clicking and dragging your [[PDA]] enables hands free usage. Clicking your PDA with an ID places it inside.
* If OOC chat is too noisy for you you can toggle it off under the Preferences tab in-game.
* [[Internals]] are important in case you find yourself in an area without oxygen. You'll know if this is happening by an O2 indicator flashing and messages in chat that you are gasping for breath. You start with a box with internals in your backpack. To set up an internal gas supply, you need a mask and an oxygen tank. Put the [[Gas Mask|mask]] on the mask slot and your [[oxygen tank]] on your belt, pocket or back. Then click the [[Starter guide#Heads up display|internals status button]] to toggle it. Note that they run out of air eventually, the pressure of the gas supply in use can be observed from the info-tab.
* Space is deadly without a [[space suit]] on, and a set of internals running, or proper mutations which enable you to live without air or warmth.
* Examining your [[Clothes_and_internals#Earpieces|radio headset]] will list all available channels and how to talk on them.
* Having your [[intent]] on 'help' will let you walk through others with help intent on instead of bumping into them. Always have 'help' on when moving around.
* If you get contacted by an [[Administrators|admin]] please reply politely and simply tell your side of the story. You reply to admins by clicking on their name.
* The medi-pen in your internals box will stabilize people who have taken more then 100 points of damage. If you feel at risk of falling into critical health feel free to inject yourself with it. It will slowly heal a minor amount of damage and stave off death. Do note it will not revive someone from critical health, they will still need to receive external aid.

'''PLEASE DO NOT:'''
* Tell anyone about a [[Hud|symbol]] suddenly appearing over your head. You are (most likely) now part of a [[cult]] (black icon above your head), [[gang]] (brown G above your head) or [[revolution]] (red R above your head) and will get a notification of this.
* Share any in-character information in the [[OOC]]-channel or over IRC (be careful what you say here; it's extremely easy to spoil the roundtype to everyone and doing this can and will result in a ban. See [[Terminology#IC_in_OOC|IC in OOC]] for more information).
* Play any [[Heads of Staff]] jobs until you have some experience as their subordinates. Heads are (ideally) the most competent person in their department and know how to control their subordinates and get things done most efficiently. Joining as one can ruin the whole department, and generally make everyone have a bad time.
* Play [[Jobs#Law_and_order|Security roles]] until you have a very good handle on the game's mechanics. Security staff are mostly needed where things get very hectic and robust. Being extremely non-robust is likely to make you only be in the way of the competent security staff.
* If you get killed, don't complain in OOC. If you feel the kill was unjust, use [[Adminhelp]] (same reason and the first one).

Also, try to resist the urge to press the "be syndicate" buttons when you join the game. [[Jobs#Antagonist|Antagonist roles]] can be excessively hard, and next to impossible to the newest of players! See the requirements next to each antagonist job and train them before applying. Get your space legs for a bit, and hope you get brainwashed in a [[Revolution]] or [[Cult magic|Cultist]] round to have a watered down [[traitor]] experience before taking the plunge.

If you become an antagonist (you can tell by the big red text that appears saying you are a Traitor/Revolutionary Head/Cultist/Space Wizard/Nuclear Operative/Blob), and you didn't want to be one, go to the Admin tab in the top right corner of your screen, and hit the button labeled [[Adminhelp]]. Then, in the textbox that appears, politely tell the admins that you're a new guy and want your antagonist status gone. If you DO want to play an antagonist, ignore the last step,and take a read through the [[Game Modes]] page and figure out what antagonist you are, and how to play it. [[Adminhelp]] if you have any questions, however, and '''do not say you are an antagonist in the OOC Chat. This will get you banned for spoiling the roundtype.'''

== How to Get Your Favorite Job ==
Read more about [[Job selection and assignment|job selection and assignment here]].

== Closing ==
Keep in mind that the '''point of this game (like any game) is to have fun'''! Just follow the [[rules]], don't be a jerk, check the updates and remember a little of how each job works (so you know what department blows up the ship and which one [[Beyond the impossible|cures you of diseases]]) and you're well on your way becoming that awesome guy who everyone likes working with.

== Need More Help? ==
Look at the [[Frequently Asked Questions]] or ask a question [[Talk:Frequently Asked Questions|here]]. We'll answer it.

[[Category:Guides]]

Starter guide

2017-04-24T08:10:10Z

Grumpchkin: /* The Rules */ The links now go directly to the rules instead of a blank forum post containing a link to the rules

Space Station 13 is a 2D multiplayer space station simulator with fully destructible environments. [[What is FTL13|More info about the nature of the game can be found here.]]

It can take some time to get used to the dynamics of the game.

Below is a quick tutorial to get you started on your first visit to FTL13.

If you know how to play SS13, but are new to FTL 13, go to: [[Guide to FTL13]]

== FTL13, and It's Challenges ==

So, time to get to the FTL13 part of the guide. You wanted to join, I gave you the ip, the knowledge, the tips. Now for some real things.
First thing is first, it is MEDIUM RP. So don't go pissing people off, stealing items, and most importantly, don't fire the damn MAC. Make sure you read the other guides too, this isn't just nothing but /TG/ guides and whatnot. Make sure to not only use this guide, other guides as well. At the beginning of every game, there will be objectives for the crew to complete. You, no matter job you are, you must try and help, unless of course, you're an [[Terminology#Antag|Antagonist]].

=== What Jobs are the most Useful in this Gamemode? ===
Basically anyone that ISN'T a civilian job. Chaplains and Clowns and Librarians (oh my!) do not belong in the ship. If you want to be useful and still try to learn the basics, play a job in [[Medical_Doctor|Medical]], or [[Shaft_Miner|Mining]], or [[Chef]]/[[Bartender]]. If you're new to the game ENTIRELY, play [[Cargo_Technician|Cargo]].

The roles you shouldn't be playing at all as a newbie, are the [[Heads_of_Staff|heads of staff]], [[Scientist|Science]], and DEFINITELY not [[Engineer|Engineering]]. For preference to not play, do not play the top of this list which is the [[Chain_of_Command|chain of command]]. Once you read more of our guides, you can start playing the higher authorities if you wish. '''BEWARE''' though. If you are easily bored by a job or stressed by it, '''DO NOT PLAY IT.''' Rounds in this gamemode can go for HOURS.

== Connecting to the Server ==
Download and install the [http://www.byond.com/download BYOND client] (required to play!), [https://secure.byond.com/?page=Join create an account] (required to play!), start and login into BYOND and then click on one of the servers below (if just clicking them doesn't work, open up BYOND, click ''Open'' from upper left, and copy paste one of the links there and press ''OK''):

* '''Main Server:''' http://ftl13.com/play.php
== The Rules ==
It isn't really fair to shove the [https://ftl13.com/rules.php rules] straight down your throat already, but it is important that you are at least aware that we have them set in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for all players. Please take a moment and [https://ftl13.com/rules.php read them].

== Character Setup ==
You'll learn this part by yourself, for the first time follow my instructions so we can get to the game as quickly as possible:

After you [[New_Players#Connecting_to_the_Server|join the server]], you will be greeted with a window which has "Setup Character", "Join Game!", "Observe" and "Show Player Polls" on it.

Click the '''Setup Character''' button and you will get a settings window. Here you can determine what your character looks like. Be sure to "Save Setup"!

[[File:Newplayeroptions.png]]

Click the '''Set Occupation Preferences''' -button.

[[File:Startup.png]]

Click on a job three times so that medical, mining, or a civilian job (that ISN'T a head) is toggled to '''High'''.

[[File:Startjobs.png]]

Click '''Done'''.

Click the '''Save Setup''' button on Character Setup -screen and you will be an Assistant automatically the next time shift starts at the beginning.

Close the Character Setup -screen, choose '''Join Game!''' (if there's no Join Game! -button, it means that the round hasn't started yet, in this case click on "Declare Ready!").

[[File:Joingame.png]]

A list of available jobs will pop up, choose anyone you want, as long as it isn't a head, or at the top left.

'''Trust me, do not pick any other job as you're still only learning the basics and are not ready for them!'''

[[File:tut2.png]]

Welcome to the Station! You'll join the other players on the Station by spawning into the Arrivals Shuttle - don't get scared if it's been blown to pieces and you spawn into deadly space, it happens from time to time and you'll get to try again soon.

== Heads Up Display ==
Let us introduce to you what you are seeing, starting from the tabs located in the upper right corner:

=== The Tabs ===
[[File:Tabs.png|thumb|333px|The tabs.]]

* '''Report Issue''': Is self-explanatory, for reporting bugs and what-not.
* '''Wiki''': Opens the game wiki in your internet browser.
* '''Github''': Opens a website where you can see FTL13's code.
* '''Rules''': Opens the rules.
* '''Changelog''': Opens the changelog.

* In-game tabs:
** '''Status''': Lists various points of interest such as current intent, move mode, and oxygen tank statuses (if applicable).
** '''Admin''': The first option in this tab, 'Adminhelp', is something that should always be remembered, adminhelp sends a direct message for questions pertaining gameplay and/or reporting players breaking the rules. 'Adminnotice' displays admin notices. 'Adminwho', gives a list of in-game admins.
** '''IC''': Gives a list of In-Character actions that can be done at the moment.
** '''OOC''': Gives a list of Out-Of-Oharacter actions, which are anything outside of the current game.
** '''Object''': Actions that can be done with objects current at hand.
** '''Preferences''': Gives a list of toggleable out-of-character settings.

=== Inventory/Commands ===
{{anchor|Inventory}}
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|'''Your inventory is along the bottom and lower left of the screen (yellow area on the first picture).

Commands are to the lower right corner, and your personal status is on the right edge of the screen (pink area on the first picture).'''

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! 1 [[File:Hud-inventory.png]] Inventory - These are the various equipment slots you have. Can be collapsed and expanded by clicking the backpack icon.
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| [[File:Hud-Headwear.png]] '''Headwear slot''' - For hats, helmets and flowers.
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| [[File:Hud-Eyewear.png]] '''Eyewear slot''' - For glasses, goggles, eyepatches and other eyewear.
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| [[File:Hud-Mask.png]] '''Mask slot''' - For masks, either for your mouth or for your whole face.
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| [[File:Hud-Earwear.png]] '''Earwear slot''' - For headsets (radio) or pens.
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| [[File:Hud-Uniform.png]] '''Uniform slot''' - For jumpsuits or shorts.
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| [[File:Hud-Exosuit.png]] '''Exosuit slot''' - For space suits, jackets, armor, etc.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Handwear.png]] '''Handwear slot''' - For gloves.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Footwear.png]] '''Footwear slot''' - For shoes and boots.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Exosuitslot.png]] '''Exosuit container slot''' - For big or small things, like oxygen tanks or guns, depending on your exosuit.
|-
| [[File:Hud-ID.png]] '''ID slot''' - For your ID, wallet or PDA.
|-
| [[File:Hud-Belt.png]] '''Belt slot''' - For belt-wearable items like a toolbelt, PDA, oxygen tank, gun, etc.
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| [[File:Hud-Back.png]] '''Back slot''' - For a backpack, satchel or huge items like a fireaxe, big oxygen tank.
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| [[File:Hud-Pocket.png]] '''Pocket slots''' - For all small items.
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|rowspan="8" style="background-color: someonecanchangethisiftheywant;"|[[File:HUD.png|thumb|480px|border|right|Picture of the game with the HUD parts numbered.]]
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|'''2 [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] Hands''' - Shows you what you are currently holding, and which hand you will interact with. This is also where you can switch between which hand you're currently using.
|-
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|{{anchor|Intent}}'''3 [[File:Hud-intent.gif]] Intent Switch''' - This is your intent. Decides how you will interact towards another person when you click on them.
|-
| [[File:Intent_Help.png]] '''Help''' - Help, well, helps people. This can mean you're trying to wake someone up, help them stand (both of which require an empty hand), give them [[CPR]] (to keep them alive if their status is critical) or medication, if you're compassionately inclined. As stated earlier, trying to help someone with an item equipped will usually just make you beat them with the object, and then have you possibly be beaten by security - also known as being passive-aggressive.

Clicking yourself with the Help Intent gives you a brief self-diagnosis--if you don't have a health analyzer handy, at least you know what parts of your body to target when healing yourself.

Help intent also allows you to walk through other people instead of bumping into them.
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| [[File:Intent_Disarm.png]] '''Disarm''' - Disarm has the highest chance to disable your target by either stunning, weakening or even knocking them unconscious. Disarm tends to be the most useful for ensuring that you survive and come out in top in a duel and it has plenty of offensive use in larger brawls and is used most often. As goes a popular saying, "disarm intent is best intent."

Many actions can be resisted by spamming the resist action, but if they're floored then they can't do shit. Trying to disarm someone with an empty hand will either push them down for about five seconds - buying you precious time to secure your escape, or make them drop their weapon which WILL make them a lot less dangerous and turn the tables if they were carrying something particularly [[robust]], like a circular saw.
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| [[File:Intent_Grab.png]] '''Grab''' - Grabbing someone will place a hold on them. Grabbing them again will cause to put them in progressively more advanced holds: passive, aggressive, hands, and neck.

Passive is used to make people follow you but they can break free by simply moving in another direction. Aggressive is essentially the same thing, But the targeted person must try to [[resist]] to weaken your hold to a less advanced stage (provided they're not disabled) and escape.

Hands is similar to aggressive, but you can throw them onto tables or across the room. Neck will move them onto the same tile as you, knock them to the ground and cause you to move much slower. While you've placed a hold on someone's neck, they will slowly lose oxygen, but you can press "kill" to speed up the process. You must have an empty hand slot to try and grab someone (try right clicking them and selecting "pull" to get them to follow you)!
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| [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] '''Harm''' - Harm does the most damage and will [[Terminology#Crit|crit]] them more quickly than disarm. It's most useful when your victim is already disabled somehow.
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|'''4 [[File:Hud-walkrun.gif]] Run Switch''' - A button that toggles between running and walking. Running over wet floors will cause you to slip.
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|'''5 [[File:Hud-target.gif]] Body Target''' - Shows what part of someone's body you will interact with. Interacting with different parts can do different things. To change this, click on the different parts of the body.
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|'''6 Commands:'''

'''[[File:Hud-pull.png]] Stop Pull''' - Right-clicking some objects gives you the option to pull them. When you want to stop pulling, hit this button.

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|[[File:Hud-resist.png]] '''Resist''' - Used to free yourself if you've been restrained by something.
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|The resist button is used to... resist, or break free from these kinds of situations:
* Someone else's grab
* Chair of bed you're buckled on to
* Handcuffs
* Space vines
* Welded or locked [[Locker]]s
* Stop, Drop, and Rolling when you're on fire
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'''[[File:Hud-drop.png]] Drop''' - Hitting this will drop whatever you have in your currently active hand.

'''[[File:Hud-throw.png]] Throw''' - Toggles Throw mode. Clicking anywhere on the screen with this active will throw the object in your active hand in that direction. It also lets you catch things thrown at you.
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|'''7 [[File:Hud-health.gif]] Health''' - Fades to orange, then red as you take more damage. The letters CRIT means you are currently dying. You may be saved if someone administers medical treatment in time. Performing CPR on someone in critical condition can prolong their death long enough to get them to [[Medbay|medical treatment]].
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|'''8 [[File:Hud-internals.gif]] Internals Status''' - Shows whether or not you have internals running. Internals consist of an oxygen tank and a breath mask. Internals are required in areas exposed to space or [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#The_Gases_and_Their_Functions|hazardous gases]]. Clicking this will toggle it on/off if you have them equipped.
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Useful '''shortcuts''' for using most of the HUD commands can be [[Shortcuts|found here]].
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=== Status Alerts ===
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|'''These icons are normally not seen on the screen. They will only appear if something is wrong.'''
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[[File:Hud-oxy.gif]] '''Oxygen warning''' - The air you breath in does not have enough oxygen.

[[File:Hud-pressure.gif]] '''Pressure warning''' - Pressure levels are too high (red) or too low (black). Low and high pressures can kill you.

[[File:tox_in_air.gif]] '''Toxin warning''' - You are breathing in toxic gases.

[[File:Hud-fire.png]] '''Fire warning''' - The air is hot enough to burn you.

[[File:Hud-freeze.gif]] '''Freeze warning''' - The air is cold enough to freeze you.

[[File:Hud-temp.gif]] '''Temperature warning''' - You get too cold or too hot.

[[File:Hud-hunger.gif]] '''Hunger warning''' - You're starting to get hungry, starting from yellow to red, gray means you're bloated. You cannot die from hunger, but the longer you go without food, the slower you will be able to run.
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== Doing Things ==
The game uses a '''point-and-click system'''. You select '''which hand''' you wish to use with the [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] '''hand buttons''' and by clicking on the item you wish to interact with.

E.g. if you want to heal someone's bruise damage with a bruisepack, you first '''click on the bruisepack with an empty hand''' to pick it up and then '''click on the patient with the bruise pack in your active hand.'''

Some items can hold more items, such as a backpack. To open it, simply click on it. If you wish to remove your backpack from your back (or any other wearable container item), '''click and drag''' it to an empty hand.

To drop an item, simply hit the '''Drop button''' with the item in your active hand.

=== Learn as You Play -Exercises ===
Here we come to the first sign of of whether you'll be a good player or not:

If you're bored already and can't be assed to do these exercises then you're probably not going to like Space Station 13.

'''If you are eager to learn, however, you will become a good player.'''

These exercises are not mandatory, but they will make you "get" the user interface much more quickly, and teach you how to communicate with others, which is extremely important. You can try to learn it by yourself, but [[Guide to evading getting banned|DON'T JUST GRAB AN ITEM AND START HITTING PEOPLE WITH IT]], or your existence on SS13 will be very short indeed. We highly recommend following through the short tutorial which is followed by this.

'''First Day on the Job:'''
==== Clothing and Internals ====
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|<center>'''Welcome aboard the Space Station 13, chances are you have arrived late in the shift and are currently located on the [[Arrivals|Arrival Shuttle]].'''
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|[[File:Backpack.png]]'''1. Navigation and items:'''

:Firstly you need to learn how to the inventory works. Head over to the blue and pink lockers and open them, pick up a jumpsuit you like and a pair of shoes and place them in your backpack. When you're done close the locker.
:#Use the movement keys (arrow keys, numpad keys with numlock off or WASD with the in-game [[hotkeys]] on) to move.
:#Click the locker with an empty hand selected to open it.
:#Right-click the locker and choose a jumpsuit you like, click the 'Move to top' option.
:#Click the jumpsuit with an empty hand to pick it up.
:#Switch hands by clicking on the [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] hand button or by pressing Page Up.
:#Repeat this for shoes and pick them up.
:#Click the backpack with the hand which has the jumpsuit in order to place it inside the backpack.
:#Place the shoes inside the backpack.
:#Click the locker with an empty hand to close it.
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|[[File:Brshoe.png]]'''2. Clothing:'''

:Now you'll need to head out of the [[Arrivals|Arrival Shuttle]] to a secluded area and change your clothes.
:#Head out of the Arrival Shuttle to the north.
:#Go into either of the Escape Pod shaft (red doors).
:#In your inventory bar on the bottom left, click the gray jumpsuit, that you're wearing, to take it off (notice that your PDA and ID also fall off because the slot availability changes depending on your clothing).
:#Now open your backpack and take the new jumpsuit out.
:#Click the now vacant slot (where your jumpsuit used to be, the left side of your inventory) to get dressed.
:#Pick up your ID and place it back in your ID slot (bottom row, third left slot from your hands).
:#Pick up your PDA and place it on your belt (bottom row, second left slot from your hands).
:#Now remove your shoes, take the new ones from your backpack and place the new ones on.
:#You may leave the old jumpsuit and shoes here as you won't need them anymore.
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|[[File:BreathMask.png]]'''3. Internals:'''

:The station has likely been beat up a bit since the beginning of the round and so it is a good idea to put internals on for just in case we come across a place with no breathable atmosphere. The internals can be found ready in a box in your backpack. Take them out of the box and put them on.
:#Open the backpack and take out the box.
:#Open the box with your other hand.
:#Take out the breath mask and place it in your mask slot (upper slot of your inventory).
:#Pick up your PDA from your belt and place it in your free pocket (bottom row, to the right of your hands).
:#Take the emergency oxygen tank from the box and put it where your PDA used to be on the belt.
:#Turn internals on by clicking on the internals status icon ([[Starter_guide#Heads_Up_Display|number 8 on the HUD-image above]]).
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'''Great! Now you're ready to start your first day on Space Station 13!'''
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==== Writing, radio and PDA's ====
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Let's learn how basic communication works.
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|[[File:Pen.png]]'''4. Writing:'''

:It's good to have things written down, so I want you to write your name on the sheet of paper in the [[Security Checkpoint]].
:# Head out of the maintenance shaft through the same door you came in.
:# Go south past the arrival shuttle and then to the right.
:# There is a small office with gray and red floors there with a desk which should have a pen, a sheet of paper and a recharger.
:# Get to the desk, pick the pen and click on the sheet of paper.
:# Write <code>"Assistant [your name] arrived on SS13 on [date here]"</code> (example: ''Assistant Matt Droid arrived on SS13 on 27.11.2010'') and hit OK.
:# Put the pen back on the desk, examine the note (Shift + Click it), and close the window after you're done examining.
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|[[File:Headset.png]]'''5. Radio:'''

:Okay, you're an assistant, which means you can theoretically work anywhere and assist with tasks. Practice dictates otherwise, but we won't pay lazy asses round here, so try to get a job now. Try to ask someone if they need assistance.
:# Using the radio is simple. Instead of using <code>'''say "Hello"'''</code> like you would to say things to the people around you, you use <code>'''say ";Hello"'''</code>. Basically you add a semicolon before your message. Some departments have department radios (e.g. security, engineering, medical). As an assistant, however, you don't belong to a department, and as such don't have a department radio, but when you do, it works by writing <code>'''say ".h Hello"'''</code> (or <code>'''#h'''</code>, or <code>''':h'''</code> for departmental radio, whichever suits you best).
:# Be polite and professional when asking. An example of how to ask: say <code>";This is assistant [your name], I've just arrived on this station and am wondering if anyone needs assistance with any job."</code>
:# Then you wait for a reply, if someone says they need you, then go to them and learn from them, you can continue these exercises at any times. If the call ends up with you dead on the floor, don't get mad, it happens all the time.
:# If you don't get a reply, continue with this exercise.
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|[[File:Normalpda.gif]]'''6. PDA:'''

:You have been issued with a Portable Data Assistant which you should now have in your pocket. I want you to enable the PDA's flashlight and send a message to some random person.
:# Your PDA already holds a pen inside, which is removable by right-clicking on the PDA and selecting Remove Pen.
:# The PDA can also hold an ID card inside it. Take your ID and click the PDA with your ID in active hand to place it in. Your PDA/ID combination can be held in your ID slot to function as an ID card but this way you can also save one inventory slot.
:# Open your PDA by clicking and dragging the PDA to anywhere you can see on the screen. You can also take it in your hand and use it by clicking it again or pressing Page Down.
:# The PDA has several tools available. Different department's PDA's have more specific tools like health analyzers and power monitors. Yours is simple however and only has a few basic tools.
:# To enable the flashlight click the 'enable flashlight' link at the bottom. Note that the flashlight is very weak. You'll see the difference in dark areas such as maintenance shafts.
:# To send a message, open the Messenger from the main menu.
:# You'll see a list of detected PDA's, click one at random and send a message to them. Message's content is your choice, if you can't think of anything just say <code>"Hi!"</code>, don't get upset if the recipient doesn't answer, they're probably dead or just very busy.
:# Close the PDA.
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'''Congratulations!'''

You've just finished the tutorial and know how basic things works (or at least a little better than just jumping right in without following this through).

But wait! The learning doesn't just stop here, not for a looong time. There's so much to learn on each job on the station, all the tips and tricks of the trade... the learning NEVER ENDS!
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==== Next recommended steps ====
# Explore the station, keep your mouse cursor over doors and check your lower left bar for the room's name. Check the [[map]] and get used to the layout, the station is really not as big as it first seems.
# Talk to people, ask them what they're doing and if you could be of any assistance. The [[bar]] is an excellent place to find bored people who have nothing else to do but socialize.
# Go get a rookie-version of some job, ([[Jobs#Civil_duty_jobs|civil duty jobs]] are mostly easy) and join a department mid-shift. Most of these jobs give you no pressure if you join mid-shift. Walk to the [[Head of Personnel|Head of Personnel (HoP)'s]] desk (if there's no one at the desk you can PDA message the HoP asking him/her to come over as soon as possible) and ask the HoP a job recommendation or you can recommend a job idea of your own (e.g. Pianist, Space Hobo, Waiter, Test Subject, Boxer)!
# Most rounds end with a shuttle call, the [[Escape Shuttle]] will arrive to the [[Escape Shuttle Hallway]], which you can find easily if you follow the panicking people, blood trails and hallways leading east. Get on board the shuttle, buckle yourself to a chair and enjoy the ride! When you arrive to CentCom, the round ends and another one starts soon after, such is the circle of life in Space Station 13.
# Read the few tips underneath and start your second round by choosing your first "real job" as a [[Cargo Tech]], which you should probably play for at least a few rounds. Don't get greedy, work your way slowly up from civilian jobs to more vital ones. Good luck and have fun!

=== Basic Controls Summary ===
* '''Arrow keys, numpad keys with numlock off or WASD with [[hotkeys]]''' to move
* type <code>'''ooc "Hello"'''</code> to speak [[OOC|Out-Of-Character (OOC)]]
* type <code>'''say "Hello"'''</code> to speak [[IC|In-Character (IC)]]. Clicking the chat button in the lower right corner will automatically place say in the chat bar.
* type <code>'''say ";Hello"'''</code> to speak over the radio (in character)
* type <code>'''say ":h Hello"'''</code> to speak over your department radio (in character), if you have one. See [[Headset#Earpieces|headsets]] for more details.
* '''Left click''' items to interact with them.
* '''Right click''' items to bring up the context menu.

=== Keyboard Shortcuts ===
Check out the list of [[Keyboard Shortcuts]] for making your life on the station easier.

== General Tips ==
Some general tips to get you through gameplay:
* Play your first "real" round as a [[Cargo Technician]] - it will let you learn the controls from more experienced players (notably the [[Quartermaster]]) in a low stress, low importance job, while being useful. All the info how to do the job (and any job, for that matter) can be found on the [[Jobs|job's own page]]. There's no need to rush into things, read the job page entirely and you've learned more than most at that point.
* It's perfectly okay and encouraged to tell people you are new in IC chat! Some of your coworkers might even take the time to show you the ropes.
* Keep a close eye on the chatlog, especially if things are happening fast, you might miss an '''important big, red, bolded text'''.
* Not sure what something is? Shift+click on an object to examine it. If you need more info, [[Objects|search the object from wiki]]. Every door on the station has a label, so if you're not sure where you are, examine a nearby door and check the [[map]].
* Didn't understand something someone said? Check [[Terminology]], there's a big chance you'll find your translation there.
* Some things still seem incomprehensible? Ask away by using [[Adminhelp]] (press F1 or type <code>Adminhelp</code>).
* Join after the round officially starts, so to minimize the risk of being the target of an antagonist.
* Clicking and dragging your [[PDA]] enables hands free usage. Clicking your PDA with an ID places it inside.
* If OOC chat is too noisy for you you can toggle it off under the Preferences tab in-game.
* [[Internals]] are important in case you find yourself in an area without oxygen. You'll know if this is happening by an O2 indicator flashing and messages in chat that you are gasping for breath. You start with a box with internals in your backpack. To set up an internal gas supply, you need a mask and an oxygen tank. Put the [[Gas Mask|mask]] on the mask slot and your [[oxygen tank]] on your belt, pocket or back. Then click the [[Starter guide#Heads up display|internals status button]] to toggle it. Note that they run out of air eventually, the pressure of the gas supply in use can be observed from the info-tab.
* Space is deadly without a [[space suit]] on, and a set of internals running, or proper mutations which enable you to live without air or warmth.
* Examining your [[Clothes_and_internals#Earpieces|radio headset]] will list all available channels and how to talk on them.
* Having your [[intent]] on 'help' will let you walk through others with help intent on instead of bumping into them. Always have 'help' on when moving around.
* If you get contacted by an [[Administrators|admin]] please reply politely and simply tell your side of the story. You reply to admins by clicking on their name.
* The medi-pen in your internals box will stabilize people who have taken more then 100 points of damage. If you feel at risk of falling into critical health feel free to inject yourself with it. It will slowly heal a minor amount of damage and stave off death. Do note it will not revive someone from critical health, they will still need to receive external aid.

'''PLEASE DO NOT:'''
* Tell anyone about a [[Hud|symbol]] suddenly appearing over your head. You are (most likely) now part of a [[cult]] (black icon above your head), [[gang]] (brown G above your head) or [[revolution]] (red R above your head) and will get a notification of this.
* Share any in-character information in the [[OOC]]-channel or over IRC (be careful what you say here; it's extremely easy to spoil the roundtype to everyone and doing this can and will result in a ban. See [[Terminology#IC_in_OOC|IC in OOC]] for more information).
* Play any [[Heads of Staff]] jobs until you have some experience as their subordinates. Heads are (ideally) the most competent person in their department and know how to control their subordinates and get things done most efficiently. Joining as one can ruin the whole department, and generally make everyone have a bad time.
* Play [[Jobs#Law_and_order|Security roles]] until you have a very good handle on the game's mechanics. Security staff are mostly needed where things get very hectic and robust. Being extremely non-robust is likely to make you only be in the way of the competent security staff.
* If you get killed, don't complain in OOC. If you feel the kill was unjust, use [[Adminhelp]] (same reason and the first one).

Also, try to resist the urge to press the "be syndicate" buttons when you join the game. [[Jobs#Antagonist|Antagonist roles]] can be excessively hard, and next to impossible to the newest of players! See the requirements next to each antagonist job and train them before applying. Get your space legs for a bit, and hope you get brainwashed in a [[Revolution]] or [[Cult magic|Cultist]] round to have a watered down [[traitor]] experience before taking the plunge.

If you become an antagonist (you can tell by the big red text that appears saying you are a Traitor/Revolutionary Head/Cultist/Space Wizard/Nuclear Operative/Blob), and you didn't want to be one, go to the Admin tab in the top right corner of your screen, and hit the button labeled [[Adminhelp]]. Then, in the textbox that appears, politely tell the admins that you're a new guy and want your antagonist status gone. If you DO want to play an antagonist, ignore the last step,and take a read through the [[Game Modes]] page and figure out what antagonist you are, and how to play it. [[Adminhelp]] if you have any questions, however, and '''do not say you are an antagonist in the OOC Chat. This will get you banned for spoiling the roundtype.'''

== How to Get Your Favorite Job ==
Read more about [[Job selection and assignment|job selection and assignment here]].

== Closing ==
Keep in mind that the '''point of this game (like any game) is to have fun'''! Just follow the [[rules]], don't be a jerk, check the updates and remember a little of how each job works (so you know what department blows up the ship and which one [[Beyond the impossible|cures you of diseases]]) and you're well on your way becoming that awesome guy who everyone likes working with.

== Need More Help? ==
Look at the [[Frequently Asked Questions]] or ask a question [[Talk:Frequently Asked Questions|here]]. We'll answer it.

[[Category:Guides]]

Cook

2017-04-23T22:18:40Z

Grumpchkin: /* The Best Meat Pies on Ship */ Added that surgery is not necessary for extracting organs if you have a cleaver

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|headerbgcolor = gray
|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = CIVILIAN
|imagebgcolor = lightgray
|img_generic = Generic_chef.png
|img = Chef.png
|jobtitle = Cook
|access = [[Kitchen]], [[Morgue]]
|additional = [[Hydroponics]], [[Bar]]
|difficulty = Easy
|superior = [[Executive Officer]]
|duties = Make food, nag at hydroponics to grow you stuff, make meat from the odd lifeforms found in the morgue
|guides = [[Guide to food and drinks]]
|quote = No, officer - I'm using their corpses for food.
}}
You are the less-alcoholic half of the [[Bar|Maltese Falcon]].

You cook food, blend veggies and fruits, grind bodies for meat, stick monkey and xenos onto meat hooks for meat. And kill people who mess with you, with your kitchen knife.

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Make sure there's always some food on your counter, in case a hungry crewmember comes by.

== Equipment ==
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<tab inline
name="NSV">
[[File:Kitchen.png|300px|thumb|alt=Kitchen|Your workplace]]
</tab>
<tab inline
name="NRV">
[[File:NRVKitchen.png|300px|thumb|alt=Kitchen|Your workplace]]
</tab>
</tabs>

The first cook to join the shift starts with a speckled coat, a nice maid jumpsuit and a cool chef hat like in those movies. Any other cooks that join later will have a cook's apron and a white cap.
Cooks get a lot of cool kitchen related things, too:

* A machine that can dispense trays, plates, cups, bowls, rolling pins and knives.
* 2 microwaves.
* A Smart Fridge.
* A hallway-facing counter with shutters.
* Rolling Pin.
* Blender, Juicer, and Processor.
* 2 Meat Spikes
* A gibber.
* Ice cream cart.
* Eggs.
* Meat.
* Flour.
* Rice.
* Sugar.
* Universal Enzymes.
 

== Cooking and You ==

=== The Basics ===

Cooking is mostly done by putting ingredients on a table and see what you can cook with it through table crafting (click and drag the table onto you to open the window). Certain types of dishes also allows you to make custom food (pies, cakes, ...) by direclty adding ingredients on the dish. You will at times need the processor or microwave, a beaker, a knife and a rolling pin to prepare some raw ingredients (e.g. mix flour & water to get dough), check the cook book on the kitchen table for more info.

Trying to microwave random food will make it dirty and unusable until it gets a spray of space cleaner. And if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a tool box set to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.

See the [[Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes. Most are done by tablecrafting -- place your ingredients on a table and click&drag from the table onto yourself to open a crafting window, which lists all recipes that can be made with the given ingredients.

You should be cooperating with the [[Bartender]] to serve your patrons. If you don't want to go through the bartender, you can use the window that faces the main hallway, serve patrons in person with your food cart, or even add your superior creations to vending machines.

=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
The knife and the rolling pin on your table are invaluable in making food. You can cut cheese very easy with the knife, slice foods like pizza and cakes, and prepare other foods (test what you can cut with it). [[Ian|Some]] animals can be butchered with the knife as well. The rolling pin, meanwhile, is used to flatten certain ingredients, such as dough.

Other than that, they are also weapons! The knife, in particular, is an excellent melee weapon .[[Hacking|Tinker with your vending machines]], and you can get even stronger <s>security risks</s> knives!

=== Hydroponics ===
Your neighbor, hydroponics, is a necessity for you to make most recipes. Take a gander at the window early on and see if there are any botanists working, and if there aren't any inside, wait a bit for one to be sent on the arrivals shuttle or go ask the XO for botany access so that you can grow your own plants. They will most of the time grant you access because hydroponics isn't a high-risk area. Good things to ask the botanists for to start with are wheat, tomatoes, and potatoes. These three plants are used commonly in recipes, and after you ask botany for those you can ask them for other plants when they need to be used in a recipe. Please note that hydroponics has direct access to your smart fridge, and will often times load crop into it without saying a word. Check it from time to time to see if the hippies have left you anything.

If no one is working botany and you're too lazy to stop by the XO, the [[Garden]] has some basic produce available (most usefully, wheat) and the ability to make more seeds, assuming [[Assistant|no one]]'s ransacked it.

=== The Best Meat Pies on Ship ===
You can grab monkeys and force them onto your meatspikes to slaughter them instantly. Clicking on a meatspike with a monkey will remove their skin first, then provide a slab of meat for up to five times. Monkeys can be produced by adding water to a monkey cube; monkey cubes can be produced with the biogenerator or ordered in a supply crate.

Some [[critters]] can be gibbed with your knife for meat, but they need to be dead first. Try not to kill Pete, as it is able to eat [[Random_event#Space_Vines|Space vines]] if alive.

[[Surgery]] can allow you to remove brains and appendixes from some lifeforms (alternatively hacking at the body and head of the corpse will eventually yield organs, this is best done with a cleaver). You can use these organs as ingredients in a few recipes.

Your gibber is EXCESSIVELY useful during long rounds where you are feeding a lot of people. If you can't get Pun Pun or get the quartermaster to get you a monkey crate, you can head off to the [[morgue]]. That's right, the cook has morgue access to grab spent bodies and drag them to the gibber. Examining dead bodies can tell you more about them: suicides, literally brainless bodies and bodies with their souls departed cannot be cloned, so gibbing them is usually okay. Your gibber can only accept unclothed bodies, so remove any clothing or other objects the body may have on them.

=== Culinary Science ===
[[R&D]] can upgrade your microwaves, doubling the amount of food they produce! On long shifts with lots of people this will prove invaluable, assuming all the scientists haven't set themselves on fire.

=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables.

== Homeopathy ==
All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and heals your injuries when you eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can (or from the more exotic dangers of the ship), it can often heal for more over time. Blending down a bunch of donuts and burgers into a nice nutriment shake can be just the right pick-me-up after having the shit beat out of you.

Healthy foods also contain "Vitamin" which heals you better and can strengthen your metabolism against viruses and harmful chemicals as well as increase the effect of medicine on you.

You can put your healthy food inside snack vending machines so players have more food choices.

==Tips==
* Combining Blood and Synthflesh will generate meat in the reaction - Chemistry can sometimes be your greatest supplier .
* Kitchen knives, rolling pins and cleavers can be stored on your Apron, and knives are small enough to fit in your pockets as well.
* Don't waste Pun-Pun/monkies by instantly tossing them on a spike! With your cleaver, a knife and some tools, you can easily perform ghetto surgery for that sweet brain cake.
* You can color eggs with crayons.
* You can make colored burgers by adding a crayon of your choice to the ingredients.
* You can put a tray on your belt. They can carry up to 7 items of tiny or small size, making them more versatile (but bulkier) than toolbelts or fanny packs.

===Tips for Traitoring===
* A decent amount of food you can cook will actually cause damage. Some notable examples include:
** Fish & Chips, Fish Fingers, and Carp Sashimi are all fairly toxic.
** Enchiladas and Nettle Soup are both potentially deadly if consumed in full, dealing huge amounts of burn damage. However, nettle soup also contains omnizine which may heal the damage.
** Amanita Jelly, Jelly Burgers, and even just raw Slime Jelly is incredibly lethal in mere moments, making it not a bad option for some force-feeding.
* When you gib a human, the meat is marked with their name (Adeline Lacon-Meat), so be careful not to leave it lying around, or people might start to ask questions.
* You can stash items in bread and a few other foods, so you can facilitate prison breaks by sending up tools, an emag, or even a small weapon to your buddies in the Prison Wing.
*Slimepeople meat contains slime jelly which is lethal to anyone not a slimeperson, the meat is identical to normal meat when cooked so this can be used to your advantage when poisoning people.

== A Meal to Kill For ==
Traitor Cook is pretty damned fun, especially if you get some some items to knock people out like the crossbow or the sleepy pen. You can even take syringes full of nasty [[Chemist|chemicals]] and inject it into food items. The best part about being a traitor cook is the cleanup; seeing a cook dragging a locker with a dead body in it is pretty par for the course, so no one will question you when you toss your target's body in the gibber. If you have a compatriot in Hydroponics, they can grow you some poisonous shrooms which you can then refine with the Blender and ChemMaster. Don't forget your knife and rolling pin! In short, go full Sweeney Todd and make delicious meat pies out of people. You can also feed fat people the mint, which gibs them.
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Cook

2017-04-23T22:13:59Z

Grumpchkin: /* Tips */ Added rolling pin to items that fit on aprons and a bit about slimepeople meat that I learned from mistaking it for normal meat.

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|headerfontcolor = white
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|jobtitle = Cook
|access = [[Kitchen]], [[Morgue]]
|additional = [[Hydroponics]], [[Bar]]
|difficulty = Easy
|superior = [[Executive Officer]]
|duties = Make food, nag at hydroponics to grow you stuff, make meat from the odd lifeforms found in the morgue
|guides = [[Guide to food and drinks]]
|quote = No, officer - I'm using their corpses for food.
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You are the less-alcoholic half of the [[Bar|Maltese Falcon]].

You cook food, blend veggies and fruits, grind bodies for meat, stick monkey and xenos onto meat hooks for meat. And kill people who mess with you, with your kitchen knife.

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Make sure there's always some food on your counter, in case a hungry crewmember comes by.

== Equipment ==
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[[File:Kitchen.png|300px|thumb|alt=Kitchen|Your workplace]]
</tab>
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[[File:NRVKitchen.png|300px|thumb|alt=Kitchen|Your workplace]]
</tab>
</tabs>

The first cook to join the shift starts with a speckled coat, a nice maid jumpsuit and a cool chef hat like in those movies. Any other cooks that join later will have a cook's apron and a white cap.
Cooks get a lot of cool kitchen related things, too:

* A machine that can dispense trays, plates, cups, bowls, rolling pins and knives.
* 2 microwaves.
* A Smart Fridge.
* A hallway-facing counter with shutters.
* Rolling Pin.
* Blender, Juicer, and Processor.
* 2 Meat Spikes
* A gibber.
* Ice cream cart.
* Eggs.
* Meat.
* Flour.
* Rice.
* Sugar.
* Universal Enzymes.
 

== Cooking and You ==

=== The Basics ===

Cooking is mostly done by putting ingredients on a table and see what you can cook with it through table crafting (click and drag the table onto you to open the window). Certain types of dishes also allows you to make custom food (pies, cakes, ...) by direclty adding ingredients on the dish. You will at times need the processor or microwave, a beaker, a knife and a rolling pin to prepare some raw ingredients (e.g. mix flour & water to get dough), check the cook book on the kitchen table for more info.

Trying to microwave random food will make it dirty and unusable until it gets a spray of space cleaner. And if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a tool box set to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.

See the [[Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes. Most are done by tablecrafting -- place your ingredients on a table and click&drag from the table onto yourself to open a crafting window, which lists all recipes that can be made with the given ingredients.

You should be cooperating with the [[Bartender]] to serve your patrons. If you don't want to go through the bartender, you can use the window that faces the main hallway, serve patrons in person with your food cart, or even add your superior creations to vending machines.

=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
The knife and the rolling pin on your table are invaluable in making food. You can cut cheese very easy with the knife, slice foods like pizza and cakes, and prepare other foods (test what you can cut with it). [[Ian|Some]] animals can be butchered with the knife as well. The rolling pin, meanwhile, is used to flatten certain ingredients, such as dough.

Other than that, they are also weapons! The knife, in particular, is an excellent melee weapon .[[Hacking|Tinker with your vending machines]], and you can get even stronger <s>security risks</s> knives!

=== Hydroponics ===
Your neighbor, hydroponics, is a necessity for you to make most recipes. Take a gander at the window early on and see if there are any botanists working, and if there aren't any inside, wait a bit for one to be sent on the arrivals shuttle or go ask the XO for botany access so that you can grow your own plants. They will most of the time grant you access because hydroponics isn't a high-risk area. Good things to ask the botanists for to start with are wheat, tomatoes, and potatoes. These three plants are used commonly in recipes, and after you ask botany for those you can ask them for other plants when they need to be used in a recipe. Please note that hydroponics has direct access to your smart fridge, and will often times load crop into it without saying a word. Check it from time to time to see if the hippies have left you anything.

If no one is working botany and you're too lazy to stop by the XO, the [[Garden]] has some basic produce available (most usefully, wheat) and the ability to make more seeds, assuming [[Assistant|no one]]'s ransacked it.

=== The Best Meat Pies on Ship ===
You can grab monkeys and force them onto your meatspikes to slaughter them instantly. Clicking on a meatspike with a monkey will remove their skin first, then provide a slab of meat for up to five times. Monkeys can be produced by adding water to a monkey cube; monkey cubes can be produced with the biogenerator or ordered in a supply crate.

Some [[critters]] can be gibbed with your knife for meat, but they need to be dead first. Try not to kill Pete, as it is able to eat [[Random_event#Space_Vines|Space vines]] if alive.

[[Surgery]] can allow you to remove brains and appendixes from some lifeforms. You can use these organs as ingredients in a few recipes.

Your gibber is EXCESSIVELY useful during long rounds where you are feeding a lot of people. If you can't get Pun Pun or get the quartermaster to get you a monkey crate, you can head off to the [[morgue]]. That's right, the cook has morgue access to grab spent bodies and drag them to the gibber. Examining dead bodies can tell you more about them: suicides, literally brainless bodies and bodies with their souls departed cannot be cloned, so gibbing them is usually okay. Your gibber can only accept unclothed bodies, so remove any clothing or other objects the body may have on them.

=== Culinary Science ===
[[R&D]] can upgrade your microwaves, doubling the amount of food they produce! On long shifts with lots of people this will prove invaluable, assuming all the scientists haven't set themselves on fire.

=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables.

== Homeopathy ==
All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and heals your injuries when you eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can (or from the more exotic dangers of the ship), it can often heal for more over time. Blending down a bunch of donuts and burgers into a nice nutriment shake can be just the right pick-me-up after having the shit beat out of you.

Healthy foods also contain "Vitamin" which heals you better and can strengthen your metabolism against viruses and harmful chemicals as well as increase the effect of medicine on you.

You can put your healthy food inside snack vending machines so players have more food choices.

==Tips==
* Combining Blood and Synthflesh will generate meat in the reaction - Chemistry can sometimes be your greatest supplier .
* Kitchen knives, rolling pins and cleavers can be stored on your Apron, and knives are small enough to fit in your pockets as well.
* Don't waste Pun-Pun/monkies by instantly tossing them on a spike! With your cleaver, a knife and some tools, you can easily perform ghetto surgery for that sweet brain cake.
* You can color eggs with crayons.
* You can make colored burgers by adding a crayon of your choice to the ingredients.
* You can put a tray on your belt. They can carry up to 7 items of tiny or small size, making them more versatile (but bulkier) than toolbelts or fanny packs.

===Tips for Traitoring===
* A decent amount of food you can cook will actually cause damage. Some notable examples include:
** Fish & Chips, Fish Fingers, and Carp Sashimi are all fairly toxic.
** Enchiladas and Nettle Soup are both potentially deadly if consumed in full, dealing huge amounts of burn damage. However, nettle soup also contains omnizine which may heal the damage.
** Amanita Jelly, Jelly Burgers, and even just raw Slime Jelly is incredibly lethal in mere moments, making it not a bad option for some force-feeding.
* When you gib a human, the meat is marked with their name (Adeline Lacon-Meat), so be careful not to leave it lying around, or people might start to ask questions.
* You can stash items in bread and a few other foods, so you can facilitate prison breaks by sending up tools, an emag, or even a small weapon to your buddies in the Prison Wing.
*Slimepeople meat contains slime jelly which is lethal to anyone not a slimeperson, the meat is identical to normal meat when cooked so this can be used to your advantage when poisoning people.

== A Meal to Kill For ==
Traitor Cook is pretty damned fun, especially if you get some some items to knock people out like the crossbow or the sleepy pen. You can even take syringes full of nasty [[Chemist|chemicals]] and inject it into food items. The best part about being a traitor cook is the cleanup; seeing a cook dragging a locker with a dead body in it is pretty par for the course, so no one will question you when you toss your target's body in the gibber. If you have a compatriot in Hydroponics, they can grow you some poisonous shrooms which you can then refine with the Blender and ChemMaster. Don't forget your knife and rolling pin! In short, go full Sweeney Todd and make delicious meat pies out of people. You can also feed fat people the mint, which gibs them.
{{Jobs}}
[[Category:Jobs]]