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User:Burrito Justice

2017-05-07T06:48:13Z

Hannah: Undo revision 7294 by Hannah

My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!

'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5
*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
*'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."
*'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.
*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.

==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==
Here's a nice checklist:
* Are there dumb spaces after colons?
** Remove those.
* Are returns not used sparingly and they're frikkin everywhere on the page?
** Condense the page down, it's not healthy otherwise anyway.
* Is there no top-page description?
** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.
==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==
One day little Timmy set Munitions Officer to high priority, because they're a big boy now and wondered "how do i shot mac" 
Little Timmy was good about listening to the Weapons Officer about what shell to load, pushing and pulling shells around 
One shift, though, the MAC decided to stop moving! It ran out of oil! 
Little Timmy was persistent, though. He pushed and kept pushing against the breech, who needs oil? 
Suddenly the breech lurched forward, and him with it! He ended up doing a pretty sick front flip and landed inside the breech. 
And little Timmy was in the MAC! He cried for help over the radio, but it was too late; a spooky pirate clanker showed up! 
The WO fired the MAC and out went little Timmy off into space, to go where no MO has ever gone before.... 
And then he got pancake'd on the clanker's shields lol

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| style="text-align:center" | '''Recreational:''' [[Bar]] - [[Dormitory]]
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Medical Doctor

2017-05-06T21:07:03Z

Hannah: role competence recommendations

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|difficulty = Easy
|superior = [[Chief Medical Officer]]
|duties = Save lives, run around the ship looking for victims, scan everyone in sight
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|quote = Oh, are you hurt? Here, let me kiss it better...
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You are the Medical Doctor. You are at once essential and useless. With the advent of "perfect" cloning, saving lives is no longer as all important as it used to be. But don't despair! You can still help people! Mostly.

You spawn with a First-Aid Kit in [[Medbay]] where there are spares along with more specialized kits. There're also two syringe guns if you can get to one of them fast enough. Ammunition in the form of chemical medication can be found in the nearby vending machine pharmacy, but it's got nothing on what chemists can make.

'''Role Competence Recommendations:'''
* Learn to quickly change targeted body parts, and what colour medkits are for what injuries. Remember to remove thick clothing before using needles or patches.

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' If injured people will let you heal them instead of breaking into Medical Storage, do so.
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==Doctor, Doctor!==
When you are a Medical Doctor, your job is to heal people, save them from the brink of death, and dump those that do die into Genetics for cloning. You can diagnose injuries and diseases with the help of a [[health analyzer]], conveniently located in all medical kits, or even your PDA, but then again so can everyone else. And they will. No one waits for the medic to help, or often even for a medic to open the doors. You may have to take [[Medical_Doctor#No_Respect|drastic measures]] to get people to stop doing your job for you.

A quick overview of all the damage types is found below. If you want to conserve supplies or are feeling lazy, it's easier to bring the patient down the main hallway and put them in a [[sleeper]] pod, where you can use the attached console to inject them with <s>powerful</s> healing chemicals. This does not work, however, for bringing patients out of critical condition, nor can it fight toxin damage.

===Fisticuffs, Knives, and everything in between===
Whether it's from fists, bullets or a kitchen knife, it's classified as Brute Damage. Brute Damage is inevitably the most common form of damage.

Brute Damage takes the form of big red streaks, or blue-purple-red messes. Apply Bruise Packs in those areas (usually head and chest) or, in cases of a helpful [[Chemist]] and extreme damage, more advanced chemical patches.

Brute Damage can cause bleeding, which is covered in the [[Guide_to_medicine#Brute_Damage|guide to medicine]] more extensively.

To put it short, if it's bleeding, wrap it in gauze to give you breathing room to treat the damage. More often than not, a patient will be able to recover their own loss of blood over time (a healthy diet will speed this process up), but if they are reporting light-headedness or look pale, they will need a [[Guide_to_medicine#Brute_Damage|transfusion.]]

===Fire is hot!===
The second type of damage is Burn Damage. This is caused by fire and blisteringly high (or low) temperatures. If it's minor burns, apply A LITTLE ointment or force feed them an anti-burn pill, found in burn first-aid kits.

Burn Damage appears as grey streaks on a person's body, so apply the ointment in those locations (usually the chest area).

===Poisons and You===
Toxin Damage is the third kind of damage, and is often caused by rogue doctors. Plasma and radiation are other common sources.

Be it from poison, radiation, or simply too much dank, Toxin Damage has no visible form, so can only be recognised via analyzing or from the patient's vomiting. Inject with charcoal, or feed them anti-toxin pills, both found in toxin first-aid kits. Either way, they'll be right as meteor rain.

===Suffocation, Asphyxiation, and general lack of air===
The last kind of Damage often occurs when a patient is in critical health, and is usually accompanied by a another type of damage. Suffocation can be cured using salbutamol, CPR or plain fresh air. If the patient is in critical condition, then heal the other damage, and the suffocation should recover naturally.

Salbutamol and epinephrine, both found in oxygen first-aid kids, can slow suffocation damage when in Critical, but the patient can still die from progressing beatings, burns or toxins, and there is a risk of overdosing on epinephrine. Give as much salbutamol as you want, but remember to heal the other types of damage!

If the patient is suffocating with no other damage, a jab of epinephrine will bring suffocation damage down to 35, enough for the patient to regain conciousness. You may need to strip the patient's internals to prevent further suffocation, as the gas tank (or jetpack) may be failing to provide enough oxygen.

==Medical Storage==
The main reason you'll come in this room is to grab one of the [[Clothes_and_internals#Eyewear|health scanners]] on the table. These fashionable eyewear pieces let you see people's healthbars over their head. Not only is this useful for finding critical patients quickly in a crowd, but the [[HUD#Medical_HUD_Icons|red cross next to their healthbar]] will change to a sickly green face if they're infected with a virus, or a purple xenomorph if they're infected with an [[alien]] larva. Chemists, Geneticists and the Chaplain will sometimes want these, too.

Nurse suits and scrubs are contained here for your special snowflake needs, as are biosuits for when the [[virologist]] fucks up. There are also spare first-aid kits that every chucklefuck on the ship will attempt to loot, making your job even more obsolete. Do not let this happen.

==Surgery==
A room with an operating table, surgical tools that will be stolen 10 minutes into the round, and an observation chamber. You will occasionally come in here to debrain [[changeling]] victims, perform sex changes or repair eye damage caused by screwdriver-wielding [[assistant|assistants]] or flash-happy [[shitcurity]]. [[Clown|You can also forcibly sedate someone, cut out their appendix and beat them with it as they wake up groggy with a mixture of confusion and numb, ambiguous horror and revulsion.]] In practice, it's mostly unused.

A guide to surgery is [[surgery|here]].

==Modern Miracles==

===A Deep Freeze===
Setting up Cryogenics is easy and simple. Idiot-proof, even, but many forget to do it until it's too late.

Firstly, fill the tubes with Cryoxadone - beakers should be on the table. Next, turn on the freezer and set the temperature as low as possible.

Before placing someone in cryo, connect one of the O2 canisters (next to the freezer) to it's port; there's a wrench nearby to do this. Be sure to disconnect the canister once the patient is healed, otherwise you'll waste the O2 inside (having someone die in the tube because the canisters are empty is never fun). Also, be sure to remove any insulated bodywear such as RIG suits, fire suits and bomb suits. People that have received cold resistance superpowers from the [[Geneticist]] can't be chilled in cryo and will have to be treated with alternative methods.

Cryo is awfully slow these days, so you might want to just inject some cryoxadone into your patient and put them in a cold shower. Medbay has a shower in virology's access room, and you can wrench the shower to make it pour out freezing water.

===The Mad Rush===
If the Patient is in critical condition, especially when the health is negative, you have to work fast. Apply some epinephrine to stabilize the patient, place medical gauze on any bleeding wounds, and take them to medbay+. If Cryo isn't set up, throw them in a sleeper, fill them with rejuvenators, and set up Cryo. Once cryo is set up, strip the patient inside the Cryo room (to prevent people from nabbing their stuff), stuff them in a cryo cell and switch on the cryo. Click on the tube to analyze their health, and make sure their health is improving; if it's not, check that their body temperature is actually low, they're not wearing a hardsuit or anything else that blocks temperature,, the freezer is on and that the connected O2 canister still has pressure. If they are still in critical condition, leave them to cool off a bit longer. If not, heal them normally, accept their kudos (or sarcastically do so if they offer none) and then send them on their way.'

===Clear!===
If a patient has died recently, you may be able to use the '''defibrillator''' to revive them on the spot. The defibrillator can be found in Medical Doctor lockers (plus a more portable version in the CMO's locker), and is usually used by up-and-coming paramedics.

To use a normal bulky defibrillator, take off your backpack or satchel, put the defib on your back and click it, get your other hand free and activate the paddles to wield them in both hands, then click on the patient while targeting their chest. If the patient is wearing a thick suit like a space suit or firesuit you need to strip it off as well.

In order to successfully resuscitate a patient, several criteria must be met:

1. The patient must not be dead for more than two minutes.

2. The patient must not have over 180 brute or burn damage; 179 brute and 179 burn is fine, just not 180 of one type.

3. The patient must not be a suicide.

4. The patient must not be catatonic.

5. The patient must be in their body (they will get a message when they begin being defibrillated).

If all these factors are met, then the patient will come back to life! However, this doesn't mean they can just get right back up. Instead, they'll likely still be deep in critical condition, as a successful revival only removes a bit of each damage type. They must quickly receive medical attention if you want to keep them alive. Make sure to use a health analyzer or your PDA to check how they died; if they have toxins in their body, they most likely still do (chemicals remain in bodies after death, but do not metabolize).

Alternatively, you can disable the safeties on defibrillators in two ways: emagging it or having it be hit by any form of EMP (you can re-enable safety by doing the same thing again). The emag does it silently, but the EMP makes the defibrillator emit a warning sound. When the safeties are off, help intent functions normally, but harm intent will instantly stun the victim for the duration of a stun baton as well as doing a large amount of stamina damage.

===Medibots - Replace you, will they?===
Medibots are the bane of any Doctor - their very existence is to replace you!

Not to worry! You can simply do your job by managing the Medibot. Using your ID, you can alter his settings, and fill him with a beaker of delicious Omnizine or Mannitol, and let him inject away!

Concurrently, you can fill him with a beaker of unstable mutagen, or even Emag him. Once Emagged, the delightful little medibot buzzes around injecting everyone and everything with not-so-helpful chemicals - like Beepsky without the I AM THE LAW.

==No Respect==
Nobody respects most of Medbay or the MDs. You'll run into this in many shades - an assistant that doesn't know when to stop pissing you off, [[shitcurity]] coming in to stun or flashbang at random, a traitor that wants Chemistry access, or an engineer who needs geneticist superpowers for <strike>space exploration</strike> building his autism fortress while his butt-buddy chain-recalls the shuttle for over half an hour because "WE CAN FIX THIS LAGGY SHITFEST GUYS COME ON."

You will, inevitably, have invaders. If you give the slightest damn about doing your job, you're going to have to beat into these invader's heads that you intend to do it. Otherwise, they intend to ignore your existence and do your job for you. Your best defense, here, is your coworkers - with up to 5 Medical Doctors, the CMO, Virologist, two Chemists, two Geneticists and countless patients, Medbay is ''packed'', and all of them feel the same sting of disregard cast at them by fellow crewmates. If you band together, you will usually far outnumber any lone threat that wants to break down every window and grille in your workplace.

If your invader doesn't listen, remember that you are a holy warrior in one of the most unholy places on the ship. While most of the chemicals you have access to don't do jack (and if you're running around with a syringe gun, it's better in the hands of chemists) you still have a [[strait jacket]], some handy-dandy morphine that acts like horse-tranquilizers in the [[sleeper]]s (don't overdose!), and I hear the [[surgery]] room goes woefully unused nowadays...

If you prefer to passively resist the greytide, consider moving the medbay's soap and space cleaners into the medbay storage so that assistants can't simply run in and grab them from the public medbay area. Most trespassers who drag in a patient and stay to treat them on their own are probably just concerned about their colleague, so help them out if that's the case, and they'll be out of your medbay in no time!

==Tips==
* If you implant a guy with a flashlight, he can still use it as a flashlight, and even toggle it.
* Bruise packs and ointments are not 5-use items, but 5-item stacks of 1-use items. Never give science a full stack of packs again.
* Raw carrots heal eye damage.
* You can use a health analyzer on a body to see the time of death.
* Starkist is just cola with orange juice. Thus will metabolize a bit faster and can be used as a very poor man's medicine to speed up CPR.
* Cryo won't work on you if you have cold resistance:
** Insulating items like hardsuits, ins. gloves, gasmask, firesuits - they all slow down cryo or even stop it from working entirely.
** If the patient in question has cold resistance, you may want to try go old-school and actually apply some medicine yourself, lazy bum.
** That is, of course, if there's only cryoxadone in the tubes, since those need cold body temperatures to work.
* Wearing earmuffs will heal ear damage.
* Wearing a blindfold will heal eye damage.
* You can clone people that have been turned into an alien, by extracting the alien's brain and shoving it into a human body.
* Attach a stethoscope to your uniform and it'll make you look like you know what you're doing.
* You can drag&drop people onto the cryo tubes or the sleepers. This will also close the tube/sleeper right away.
* R&D almost always has some downtime between finishing mech research and getting Mining delivery. Bitch at them to upgrade the cloner, clone scanner and sleepers.
* A fully upgraded cloner negates clone damage and retardation. It can also clone suicides and husks.
* The sleepers in medbay will show any reagent in the patient’s body, not just the chemicals you can inject them with.
* Charcoal will not only heal poison damage, it will also actively remove all other reagents (including poison) from the body.
* Showers (wrenched to be cold) work just as well as cryo, as long as you have the drugs in your system.

===Tips for Traitoring===
* The stethoscope can be used to break into the safe. There's not much of value there, though.
* You can replace the cryos with acid, so instead of healing people will melt to death.
* Syringe guns are one of the most underrated and lethal weapons on the ship. A simple 15 unit lexorin or plasma syringe will kill unless the victim receives medical care. If you have more time, you can also create interesting poison mixes that crit in less than 10 seconds, or add something that stuns to the mix. Anyone with a thick suit will block syringes though.
* You know those useless linen boxes in medbay and elsewhere? You can hide items in there.

==Hello, I'm Dr. Death==
So, you are a traitor? DON'T HIT SUICIDE JUST YET! There is so many wondrous, terrible things you can do. When people are injured, they are taken to medbay to be "doctored" by you and other people. You can then shoot them up with poisons, take them some place private in medbay and take what you want, or go for malpractice to end them. This is very good if you happen to be in a crowded area and stab the HoP and drag them back to Medical when people are in a panic. You can hide victims by putting little notes by morgue trays saying "This man has been borged" or "This man has been cloned" and no one will bat an eye at why they are naked, and why they are there (and often the [[chaplain]] will cremate them, or the [[chef]] will take some meat).

==To Conclude==
You are a Doctor. Your job is to help people - sometimes forcibly - and dealing with the fallout from the numerous violent calamities that inevitably descend on the ship. You serve both as go-between for the ship and large and the more specialized medical departments.

If you seek respect in this job, you have to go out of your way to earn it. But never forget the damage you can inflict on the unwary.

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[[Category: Jobs]]

Guide to avoiding bans

2017-05-06T20:15:18Z

Hannah: removed offensive and useless text, will rewrite later

Bar

2017-05-06T20:13:21Z

Hannah: Undo revision 7313 by Hannah

'''[[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|For the Guide to Food and ''Drinks'', click here.]]'''

Welcome to the MAC'n Cheese Bar!
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===Bar===
The bar is located in Starboard Primary Hallway and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Monkey and the [[Bartender]]. It has an arcade machine, a coffee vendor and a cigarette vendor.

It contains a piano and a random musical instrument with which the [[Clown|"talented"]] [[Assistant|crew]] can perform.

Behind the counter sits the Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the [[Bartender]] needs to mix and serve drinks. On the other side is the Kitchen counter that holds the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|kitchen meat]] the [[Chef]] serves.

If there is no [[Bartender]] expect the [[Bridge Officer]]s to take over his post in no time.

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===Bar===
The bar is located in Starboard Primary Hallway, adjacent to the Kitchen, and next to the [[Escape Shuttle Hallway]]. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Monkey and the [[Bartender]]. It has an arcade machine, a coffee vendor and a cigarette vendor.

It contains a piano and a random musical instrument with which the [[Clown|"talented"]] [[Assistant|crew]] can perform.

Behind the counter sits the Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the [[Bartender]] needs to mix and serve drinks. On the other side is the Kitchen counter that holds the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|kitchen meat]] the [[Chef]] serves. It has no modifiable barsign.

If there is no [[Bartender]] expect the [[Bridge Officer]]s to take over his post in no time.

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By default the bar's sign will choose a random name from the list, but the bartender can choose whatever image he wants to be displayed.

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Bar

2017-05-06T20:12:50Z

Hannah:

'''[[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|For the Guide to Food and ''Drinks'', click here.]]'''

Welcome to the MAC'n Cheese Bar!
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===Bar===
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It contains a piano and a random musical instrument with which the [[Clown|"talented"]] [[Assistant|crew]] can perform.

Behind the counter sits the Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the [[Bartender]] needs to mix and serve drinks. On the other side is the Kitchen counter that holds the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|kitchen meat]] the [[Chef]] serves. It has no modifiable barsign.

If there is no [[Bartender]] expect the [[Bridge Officer]]s to take over his post in no time.

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===Bar===
The bar is located in Starboard Primary Hallway, adjacent to the Kitchen, and next to the [[Escape Shuttle Hallway]]. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Monkey and the [[Bartender]]. It has an arcade machine, a coffee vendor and a cigarette vendor.

It contains a piano and a random musical instrument with which the [[Clown|"talented"]] [[Assistant|crew]] can perform.

Behind the counter sits the Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the [[Bartender]] needs to mix and serve drinks. On the other side is the Kitchen counter that holds the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|kitchen meat]] the [[Chef]] serves.

If there is no [[Bartender]] expect the [[Bridge Officer]]s to take over his post in no time.

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By default the bar's sign will choose a random name from the list, but the bartender can choose whatever image he wants to be displayed.

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{{Locations}}

Atmospheric Technician

2017-05-06T20:01:21Z

Hannah:

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|access = [[Atmospherics]], [[Maintenance]]
|additional = [[Engineering]], Power Equipment, [[Tech Storage]], External Airlocks
|difficulty = Medium
|superior = [[Chief Engineer]]
|duties = Ensure the air is breathable on the ship, fill oxygen tanks, fight fires, purify the air because jerks release toxins, do the job of the always incompetent [[Ship Engineer|engineers]].
|guides = [[Atmospherics items]], [[Guide to Atmospherics]], [[Guide to construction]]
|quote = I am at work. I can't leave work. Work is breathing. I am testing air quality.'' - Manfred Hayden, Atmospheric Technician''
}}

[[File:Atmospherics.png|300px|thumb|alt=Atmospherics|Welcome to [[Atmospherics|Atmospherics]]!]] 
What you do is rather simple, if there is any sort of environmental disaster, head off and fix it! You have your tools, your [[headset|engineering headset]], pipe, space heaters, and atmospheric survival equipment. When things get quiet, sit back and start building an on ship super slide.

'''Role Competency Requirements:'''
* You have the most important non-command role on the ship. You’re expected to know how to do your job well, and how to correctly setup the engine to provide a stable power supply.
* It is your responsibility to keep the shields and FTL drive supplied with plasma.
* Do not leave Engineering before the engine is setup, unless another competent engineer is working on it or you need something to set up the engine.
* Hardsuits are for work. Do not wear one unless you have work to do in a hazardous environment. Casually wearing a hardsuit around the ship is considered powergaming.
* Do not abuse or deliberately disrupt the [[Telecommunications|communications]] network.
* Do not deliberately disrupt or disable the engine, power, gravity, ship weaponry, atmospherics, shields, or the FTL drive. (The FTL drive can be hotlined without interrupting a jump, as it stores plasma.)

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Fight fires, restore the atmosphere in rooms that can't support life. Know how to fix sabotage to [[Atmospherics]].

==[[Atmospherics|Atmospherics]]==
The great city state of pipes, it is used as a jet pack recharge station for Syndicate Agents, a hide out for [[Wizard|Wizards]], a breeding ground of [[Xenos]], and has a general alert computer that will tell if any place is messed up.

Considering how often rooms get blown up when the shields fail, this place will be important to restoring air.

=== Important Note about some FTL13 ships ===
The Atmospherics pipes required to actually '''refill''' a room are disconnected at roundstart, making it impossible for the air to actually come through the vent pumps. This may be a bug, however for now it is advisable to find a connection from an air mix to the vents, otherwise a breach will forever stay depressurized, and that's not good for your crew. (Confirmed on Aetherwhisp, 05/06/2017)

=== Repressurization and Filtering ===
After the [[Engineer]]s have taken care of a hull breach (read: if), or after [[Toxins]] floods the place with plasma, it'll be your job to refill the area and make it breathable.

This can be done by using the Atmosphere Alarms mounted in most areas, along with the vents and scrubbers in the area.

The primary utility of the Atmosphere Alarm in refilling an area involves the vents.
Each vent has a pressure check value on it, and is by default set to pressure check '''externally''' - this means that the vent attempts to bring the tile it's on to the listed pressure.
A rapid manner of refilling an area is to remove the external pressure check, switch it over to the internal check - this attempts to regulate the pressure in the pipes of and running to the vent below, which is directly fed by the distribution loop pump in the north end of Atmosia.
Setting the "pressure bound" variable to zero with internal pressure checks attempts to void all air in the pipes, effectively reducing their pressure to zero and, in the process, flooding air at an alarming rate into the area. Given the impractically slow rate at which the air alarms normally fill the area, this can be a very expeditious way to work. '''Much like how low pressure is dangerous, too much pressure is just as dangerous''', so don't simply leave the vent alone for extended periods of time, as you can, eventually, turn smaller areas into death-traps if there is enough pressure in the distribution loop.

The alarms can be set to a number of modes:

* '''Filtering''' - The default setting. Note that most scrubbers won't filter out plasma or other gases unless you set them to, so do that!
* '''Contaminated''' - This triples scrubber efficiency, quickly removing all contaminants set to be filtered in the scrubbers menu.
* '''Draught''' - This filters out air slowly, creating a draught. Useful if you need to drain a small amount of air due to overpressurization.
* '''Refill''' - This triples the output on the vents, useful for pressurizing an important area quickly.
* '''Cycle''' - This will drain the air from a room, then replace it. Not useful for most situations unless there is absolutely no breathable air.
* '''Siphon''' - This will drain the air from a room, '''without''' replacing it. Good for making somewhere dangerous to be without a suit.
* '''Panic Siphon''' - This drains all the air three times as fast. Most of the time used to remove a plasma-ridden room's air very quickly, or by a malfunctioning AI.
* '''Replace Air''' - Drains all the air, then replaces it. Try not to use it if there's nothing toxic in the air.

At roundstart and normally, Air alarms will be set to Filtering, which will repressurize an area, and scrub out any contaminants (CO2 '''only''' by default!).

==='''Guide to Firefighting'''===
A fire is easily the most fun thing that can happen in a round (for you anyway); successful firefighting requires a real understanding of the atmospheric system. At all times, wear basic tools in a toolbelt and carry your firefighting gear in your backpack. When the call goes out, don your fire suit and gas mask, get yourself running on internals, put your oxygen tank ''on your back'', and carry your fire first aid kit, extinguisher and reinforced glass in your backpack (carried in a hand slot).

Drag a water tank behind you and get to the fire. With AI cooperation, have the burning area bolted or welded off, save one access point the AI can monitor. This keeps the fire from spreading and a [[Ship Engineer|Ship Engineer]] from wandering into a fiery doom. Once inside, you must quickly determine the sort of fire you are dealing with. Pressure tanks of plasma can release massive amounts of fuel (or even burst!) and must be shut off or isolated immediately, while the best way to isolate broken pipes is to box them in with reinforced glass until a proper repair can be done. With fuel shut off, find the atmospheric alarm and set it to Panic Syphon.

This drains air out of the room completely. With this process started, check for survivors or bodies and either apply burn patches and epinephrine or simply remove them from the compartment via your access point. Next, seek out any ignition sources such as lit zippo lighters and disable them, reporting them to security for their forensic investigation. Then proceed with extinguishing any remaining pockets of flame. Once the fire is out focus on clearing any remaining plasma from the atmosphere by dragging in a scrubber.

Finally, set the atmosphere alarm to pump in fresh air. It may take several cycles of filling and draining the room to clear all plasma and make larger areas inhabitable again, but once you are done, head to the bar and score some babes while Engineers clean up the mess.

(Note this lengthy guide is only really useful for those big "Research done herped-a-derp" fires that engulf Med/Sci or are caused by very skillful arsonists. Smaller fires, such as the sort chemists who just learned the napalm recipe cause, really only require some fire-extinguisher blasts and setting up a room's scrubber to remove plasma and CO2. Never presume, however, that you won't need your full toolkit. This author spent well-nigh an hour in the fiery bowels of med-sci on one occasion, but not only did I never have to leave after I stepped in and sealed it off, but I had the situation so well under control that after five minutes normal shipboard life resumed and admins eventually had to spawn facehuggers to return a sense of danger to the crew.)

===Total Emergency: The Fire Axe and you===
The Fire Axe is your tool during emergencies (because you can use it like a crowbar to open door when the power is off) and your weapon (traitors, revolutionaries and cultists usually try to steal the axe because you can kill a person in seconds). The fire axe is protected with a Fire Axe Cabinet. To open it, just take a welding tool, turn it on and hit the fire axe cabinet a lot of times and take the axe. You can also use a multitool to hack it open, but who does that?

===Window Repair===
A good way to be proactive within your job is fixing the broken windows that occur every round. Gird your loins with a toolbelt if you can, grab some metal and glass, and patrol the outer passageways. Almost always, the task requires a low-pressure or no-pressure exposure to the great beyond. By creatively rotating and moving surviving windows you can lock in your precious atmosphere, then replace the broken glass and grill. The truly hardcore technicians do minor spacewalks with only the flame of their welding torch for heat, sipping sweet oxygen through their breath masks behind a welding helmet. Are you hardcore? No, you're not. Go back to being a hardsuited engiqueer who can't find a hull breach without a pair of mesons and never bothers to fix them anyway.

===Life Sucks and Blows===
You can purge the air of of rooms using an emergency siphon, or change the air filter controls by deal with the air alarm attached to walls! Just take your ID in hand, and click to un/lock it and play with the controls. Setting up the pumps in Atmos now allows you to pump any gas to any point in the ship!

Protip: Pure oxygen lets people survive in a breached compartment much longer.

Protip: Pure oxygen makes plasma fires much, much worse.

Protip: Since you're in charge of both breathing and firefighting, Murphy's Law says you're screwed.

===Laying Some Pipe===
You have two machines! One Machine is for for gas pipes, and one for disposal pipes. To install gas pipes, simply click on them in your hand until they are properly aligned, drop them on the tile they are needed, and use the wrench on them. For disposal pipes, one must drag them into position, wrench them in place on the subfloor, then weld them to seal it all together. A personal locker makes a great method to haul all the air pipes you'd ever need between job sites, but disposal pipes must be dragged one at a time. Expect Security to frequently and irrationally demand the locker be checked for bodies, usually three or four times a minute, if you use the main hallways.

==Tips==
* Firesuits protect between 60 to 30,000 kelvin.
* Setting air vents to 0 kPa internal check (or just turning off the check) will make them pump out air like crazy, which makes it excellent to restore air to an area quickly. But be careful with the pressure on the vent tile itself, if the pressure in the outgoing distro loop is very high it might be dangerous. ADDED: Don't max the vents. Set the vents to internal and desired pressure 0 instead. Maxed vents at 5000 KPA in a 100 KPA room will output 2450 KPA in the first tick, then 1225 KPA, 612.5 KPA, 306.25 KPA, 153.125 KPA, etc etc (assuming vents are always provided with max air). Zero'd vents will output 5000 KPA, then 5000 KPA, then 5000 KPA, etc.
* N2O knocks out in low amounts, suffocates in high amounts.
* If you're an atmos tech trying to repair a hull breach without a fire/space suit: Turn off the vents. No more air will be vented into the room, which means there won't be any space wind to fight against if you accidentally fall out the window.
* Atmos tech is actually an interesting job, disposal tubes give such wonderful opportunities for killing people, however it takes shitton of time to build everything you need.
* Any sort of air mix is survivable as long as it has at least 16 kPa of oxygen on the output. This means you can easily compute the release pressure you'd need for a given airmix by dividing 16 by the percentage of oxygen in the mix; i.e. for 20/80 O2/N2 air mix you'd need a release pressure of 16/0.2 = 80 to be fine.
* '''Steps To Set Up Atmospherics So You Never Need To Worry And It Fucking Helps You Out'''
# Turn off and unwrench Air to Distro and Waste In, two pumps in the northern area of Atmos where the distro loop and mixing is done and all that. They are labeled and easy to find. Keep them in place on the floor.
# Go to the atmos pipe dispenser a few meters away, and vend two volumetric pumps. These are like regular pumps but almost literally better in every way whatsoever. They pump more, faster.
# Fit your volumetric pumps in place of Waste In and Air to Distro, making sure the red stripe lines up with how the pumps were fitted by default so the flow goes the right way.
# Volumetric pumps are automatically set to full fucking power so just turn on both of them.
# Set every scrubber in the loop around the room to 4500 kPa. This is full blast.:* You have now completely set up Atmospherics to be beast mode in, like, three minutes. You can also do other stuff, like fit manual valves to the bad gasses to hamper solo-AI floods, and replace other pumps in the bowels of Atmospherics with volume pumps, but really, that five point checklist will do it. Ninety-plus percent of people don't know jack shit about Atmospherics, and it's so easy to set it up so that it actually does shit. It's so rare to see it happen that the CE actually sought me out for praise for doing it this way.:* For AIs, if no organics are around competent/willing to do this manually and your Engiborgs (if you have any) are busy, which is like a guarantee, you can do a simpler version of this; just turn Air to Distro and Waste In up to 4500 kPa and set each scrubber station to 4500 kPa too. It won't be as effective but it's so much better than nothing. Cranking up the air available in the distro loop poses no threat to safety, and in fact makes it harder to start up harmful floods since there's so much good air in the way in there. And since you're the AI, you can now use air vents (and scrubbers) as they were fucking designed to be used; to scrub, drain, and replace air in rooms as necessary, and it fucking works. It is astonishing how little is required to turn a system so often seen as worthless into a helpful part of the ship.:* Minor addendum: A maxed volume pump and a maxed normal pump pump at the same rate given ideal circumstances. The difference is the volume pump won't stop pumping once its output end is at 4500 kpa or more. This makes it excellent for waste in, where no matter how much gas the previous fire/atmos experiment clogged the filtering loop with, Waste In is still pumping waste out of the scrubbers pipes, and by extension, helping keep the scrubbers from getting clogged to the point of uselessness.:* For the record, the advice of adding manual valves to the plasma loop will result in you getting yelled at by an admin if there's no evidence that the AI is rogue. It's "Spacing objectives tier", and for good reason.:* Setting up atmos doesn't really matter that much anyway as long as you give the distro loop some pressure. The entire supply and equipment is designed for a space ship that's supposed to last month. There's about two instances in which a proper setup is useful: massive hullbreaches which will drain a lot of air (most of which will then uselessly disappear in space anyway) and ship wide plasma fires which might fill the waste loop (in which case you're at fault as an atmos tech for not keeping an eye on the system in the first place).
* If you are an atmos tech and want to greatly reduce possibility of harmful atmos manipulations... or if you are an AI and you spotted a guy just turning valves to release plasma to distro:
:* Open atmospherics console for specific chamber and toggle power on output. 90% of players don't check this console. As AI I laughed many times as sabotagist was running back and forth, checking every pump 3 times, and still no plasma appeared. In this way you can also shut down harmful gases pumping when one is smart and changed pipes under grilles.:* Or put manual valves in front of every harmful gas, switch out some gas pumps for volumetric pumps, and repipe the mixing pipes to disallow the mix tank to provide into the distro. (Setting up Atmos in such a way it can't be sabotaged by the AI before there's a reason to think the AI might sabotage Atmos is not only metagaming, it is also bannable. If you see this happen, adminhelp it!)
* You can rotate a pipe in your hand by click on it.
* Fire extinguishers fit in firesuit suitstorage.
* The Fire Axe Cabinet can be opened with a multitool.
* You can disable fire alarms by multitooling them.
* You can trigger fire alarms by shooting them with a projectile. ADDED: Or hitting them with anything.

===Tips for Traitoring===
* The incinerator can easily be used to create canisters of pure death.
* Plasma + N2O is extremely deadly if you can get someone to use it as internals/force them to use it. They won't even be able to scream.
* Wielded fire-axes break grilles and reinforced windows. In one shot.
** And open unpowered doors and kill people fairly reliably.
* You can change sensor settings on air alarms so it doesn't cause an alarm by setting the value to -1, which turns that sensor off. Do it for all sensors and you can get rid of pesky alarms that are pretty much already fixed, or hide atmos fuckery.

==Oxygen is Overrated==
Traitor atmos techs have the potential to become one of the most devastating forces on the ship. [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#Being_a_Traitorous_Scum|If you know what you're doing]], you can pretty much flood the ship with whatever harmful gas you want. If you do, remember to take measures against the AI messing with your work, and always keep your internals on. This means either subverting the AI or cutting its access. If you're feeling particularly daring, you can unwrench the pipes and rearrange them, ensuring the AI cannot fix it. Bolt the doors, or set the room on fire to prevent humans from fixing it too. Depending on how bad it's going to be, you might want to procure a [[Syndicate_Items#Syndicate_Space_Suit|space suit]] to escape the hell you've created.

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Atmospheric Technician

2017-05-06T19:55:37Z

Hannah: Modified links, added the additional filtering modes, removed unhelpful wording. Surprised it hasn't been added that there's four or more new modes of operating yet. Found a bug while writing this. See 'Important Note about Some FTL13 ships'.

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|difficulty = Medium
|superior = [[Chief Engineer]]
|duties = Ensure the air is breathable on the ship, fill oxygen tanks, fight fires, purify the air because jerks release toxins, do the job of the always incompetent [[Ship Engineer|engineers]].
|guides = [[Atmospherics items]], [[Guide to Atmospherics]], [[Guide to construction]]
|quote = I am at work. I can't leave work. Work is breathing. I am testing air quality.'' - Manfred Hayden, Atmospheric Technician''
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[[File:Atmospherics.png|300px|thumb|alt=Atmospherics|Welcome to [[Atmospherics|Atmospherics]]!]] 
What you do is rather simple, if there is any sort of environmental disaster, head off and fix it! You have your tools, your [[headset|engineering headset]], pipe, space heaters, and atmospheric survival equipment. When things get quiet, sit back and start building an on ship super slide.

'''ROLE RULES:'''
* You have the most important non-command role on the ship. You’re expected to know how to do your job well, and how to correctly setup the engine to provide a stable power supply.
* It is your responsibility to keep the shields and FTL drive supplied with plasma.
* Do not leave Engineering before the engine is setup, unless another competent engineer is working on it or you need something to set up the engine.
* Hardsuits are for work. Do not wear one unless you have work to do in a hazardous environment. Casually wearing a hardsuit around the ship is considered powergaming.
* Do not abuse or deliberately disrupt the [[Telecommunications|communications]] network.
* Do not deliberately disrupt or disable the engine, power, gravity, ship weaponry, atmospherics, shields, or the FTL drive. (The FTL drive can be hotlined without interrupting a jump, as it stores plasma.)

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Fight fires, restore the atmosphere in rooms that can't support life. Know how to fix sabotage to [[Atmospherics]].

==[[Atmospherics|Atmospherics]]==
The great city state of pipes, it is used as a jet pack recharge station for Syndicate Agents, a hide out for [[Wizard|Wizards]], a breeding ground of [[Xenos]], and has a general alert computer that will tell if any place is messed up.

Considering how often rooms get blown up when the shields fail, this place will be important to restoring air.

=== Important Note about some FTL13 ships ===
The Atmospherics pipes required to actually '''refill''' a room are disconnected at roundstart, making it impossible for the air to actually come through the vent pumps. This may be a bug, however for now it is advisable to find a connection from an air mix to the vents, otherwise a breach will forever stay depressurized, and that's not good for your crew. (Confirmed on Aetherwhisp, 05/06/2017)

=== Repressurization and Filtering ===
After the [[Engineer]]s have taken care of a hull breach (read: if), or after [[Toxins]] floods the place with plasma, it'll be your job to refill the area and make it breathable.

This can be done by using the Atmosphere Alarms mounted in most areas, along with the vents and scrubbers in the area.

The primary utility of the Atmosphere Alarm in refilling an area involves the vents.
Each vent has a pressure check value on it, and is by default set to pressure check '''externally''' - this means that the vent attempts to bring the tile it's on to the listed pressure.
A rapid manner of refilling an area is to remove the external pressure check, switch it over to the internal check - this attempts to regulate the pressure in the pipes of and running to the vent below, which is directly fed by the distribution loop pump in the north end of Atmosia.
Setting the "pressure bound" variable to zero with internal pressure checks attempts to void all air in the pipes, effectively reducing their pressure to zero and, in the process, flooding air at an alarming rate into the area. Given the impractically slow rate at which the air alarms normally fill the area, this can be a very expeditious way to work. '''Much like how low pressure is dangerous, too much pressure is just as dangerous''', so don't simply leave the vent alone for extended periods of time, as you can, eventually, turn smaller areas into death-traps if there is enough pressure in the distribution loop.

The alarms can be set to a number of modes:

* '''Filtering''' - The default setting. Note that most scrubbers won't filter out plasma or other gases unless you set them to, so do that!
* '''Contaminated''' - This triples scrubber efficiency, quickly removing all contaminants set to be filtered in the scrubbers menu.
* '''Draught''' - This filters out air slowly, creating a draught. Useful if you need to drain a small amount of air due to overpressurization.
* '''Refill''' - This triples the output on the vents, useful for pressurizing an important area quickly.
* '''Cycle''' - This will drain the air from a room, then replace it. Not useful for most situations unless there is absolutely no breathable air.
* '''Siphon''' - This will drain the air from a room, '''without''' replacing it. Good for making somewhere dangerous to be without a suit.
* '''Panic Siphon''' - This drains all the air three times as fast. Most of the time used to remove a plasma-ridden room's air very quickly, or by a malfunctioning AI.
* '''Replace Air''' - Drains all the air, then replaces it. Try not to use it if there's nothing toxic in the air.

At roundstart and normally, Air alarms will be set to Filtering, which will repressurize an area, and scrub out any contaminants (CO2 '''only''' by default!).

==='''Guide to Firefighting'''===
A fire is easily the most fun thing that can happen in a round (for you anyway); successful firefighting requires a real understanding of the atmospheric system. At all times, wear basic tools in a toolbelt and carry your firefighting gear in your backpack. When the call goes out, don your fire suit and gas mask, get yourself running on internals, put your oxygen tank ''on your back'', and carry your fire first aid kit, extinguisher and reinforced glass in your backpack (carried in a hand slot).

Drag a water tank behind you and get to the fire. With AI cooperation, have the burning area bolted or welded off, save one access point the AI can monitor. This keeps the fire from spreading and a [[Ship Engineer|Ship Engineer]] from wandering into a fiery doom. Once inside, you must quickly determine the sort of fire you are dealing with. Pressure tanks of plasma can release massive amounts of fuel (or even burst!) and must be shut off or isolated immediately, while the best way to isolate broken pipes is to box them in with reinforced glass until a proper repair can be done. With fuel shut off, find the atmospheric alarm and set it to Panic Syphon.

This drains air out of the room completely. With this process started, check for survivors or bodies and either apply burn patches and epinephrine or simply remove them from the compartment via your access point. Next, seek out any ignition sources such as lit zippo lighters and disable them, reporting them to security for their forensic investigation. Then proceed with extinguishing any remaining pockets of flame. Once the fire is out focus on clearing any remaining plasma from the atmosphere by dragging in a scrubber.

Finally, set the atmosphere alarm to pump in fresh air. It may take several cycles of filling and draining the room to clear all plasma and make larger areas inhabitable again, but once you are done, head to the bar and score some babes while Engineers clean up the mess.

(Note this lengthy guide is only really useful for those big "Research done herped-a-derp" fires that engulf Med/Sci or are caused by very skillful arsonists. Smaller fires, such as the sort chemists who just learned the napalm recipe cause, really only require some fire-extinguisher blasts and setting up a room's scrubber to remove plasma and CO2. Never presume, however, that you won't need your full toolkit. This author spent well-nigh an hour in the fiery bowels of med-sci on one occasion, but not only did I never have to leave after I stepped in and sealed it off, but I had the situation so well under control that after five minutes normal shipboard life resumed and admins eventually had to spawn facehuggers to return a sense of danger to the crew.)

===Total Emergency: The Fire Axe and you===
The Fire Axe is your tool during emergencies (because you can use it like a crowbar to open door when the power is off) and your weapon (traitors, revolutionaries and cultists usually try to steal the axe because you can kill a person in seconds). The fire axe is protected with a Fire Axe Cabinet. To open it, just take a welding tool, turn it on and hit the fire axe cabinet a lot of times and take the axe. You can also use a multitool to hack it open, but who does that?

===Window Repair===
A good way to be proactive within your job is fixing the broken windows that occur every round. Gird your loins with a toolbelt if you can, grab some metal and glass, and patrol the outer passageways. Almost always, the task requires a low-pressure or no-pressure exposure to the great beyond. By creatively rotating and moving surviving windows you can lock in your precious atmosphere, then replace the broken glass and grill. The truly hardcore technicians do minor spacewalks with only the flame of their welding torch for heat, sipping sweet oxygen through their breath masks behind a welding helmet. Are you hardcore? No, you're not. Go back to being a hardsuited engiqueer who can't find a hull breach without a pair of mesons and never bothers to fix them anyway.

===Life Sucks and Blows===
You can purge the air of of rooms using an emergency siphon, or change the air filter controls by deal with the air alarm attached to walls! Just take your ID in hand, and click to un/lock it and play with the controls. Setting up the pumps in Atmos now allows you to pump any gas to any point in the ship!

Protip: Pure oxygen lets people survive in a breached compartment much longer.

Protip: Pure oxygen makes plasma fires much, much worse.

Protip: Since you're in charge of both breathing and firefighting, Murphy's Law says you're screwed.

===Laying Some Pipe===
You have two machines! One Machine is for for gas pipes, and one for disposal pipes. To install gas pipes, simply click on them in your hand until they are properly aligned, drop them on the tile they are needed, and use the wrench on them. For disposal pipes, one must drag them into position, wrench them in place on the subfloor, then weld them to seal it all together. A personal locker makes a great method to haul all the air pipes you'd ever need between job sites, but disposal pipes must be dragged one at a time. Expect Security to frequently and irrationally demand the locker be checked for bodies, usually three or four times a minute, if you use the main hallways.

==Tips==
* Firesuits protect between 60 to 30,000 kelvin.
* Setting air vents to 0 kPa internal check (or just turning off the check) will make them pump out air like crazy, which makes it excellent to restore air to an area quickly. But be careful with the pressure on the vent tile itself, if the pressure in the outgoing distro loop is very high it might be dangerous. ADDED: Don't max the vents. Set the vents to internal and desired pressure 0 instead. Maxed vents at 5000 KPA in a 100 KPA room will output 2450 KPA in the first tick, then 1225 KPA, 612.5 KPA, 306.25 KPA, 153.125 KPA, etc etc (assuming vents are always provided with max air). Zero'd vents will output 5000 KPA, then 5000 KPA, then 5000 KPA, etc.
* N2O knocks out in low amounts, suffocates in high amounts.
* If you're an atmos tech trying to repair a hull breach without a fire/space suit: Turn off the vents. No more air will be vented into the room, which means there won't be any space wind to fight against if you accidentally fall out the window.
* Atmos tech is actually an interesting job, disposal tubes give such wonderful opportunities for killing people, however it takes shitton of time to build everything you need.
* Any sort of air mix is survivable as long as it has at least 16 kPa of oxygen on the output. This means you can easily compute the release pressure you'd need for a given airmix by dividing 16 by the percentage of oxygen in the mix; i.e. for 20/80 O2/N2 air mix you'd need a release pressure of 16/0.2 = 80 to be fine.
* '''Steps To Set Up Atmospherics So You Never Need To Worry And It Fucking Helps You Out'''
# Turn off and unwrench Air to Distro and Waste In, two pumps in the northern area of Atmos where the distro loop and mixing is done and all that. They are labeled and easy to find. Keep them in place on the floor.
# Go to the atmos pipe dispenser a few meters away, and vend two volumetric pumps. These are like regular pumps but almost literally better in every way whatsoever. They pump more, faster.
# Fit your volumetric pumps in place of Waste In and Air to Distro, making sure the red stripe lines up with how the pumps were fitted by default so the flow goes the right way.
# Volumetric pumps are automatically set to full fucking power so just turn on both of them.
# Set every scrubber in the loop around the room to 4500 kPa. This is full blast.:* You have now completely set up Atmospherics to be beast mode in, like, three minutes. You can also do other stuff, like fit manual valves to the bad gasses to hamper solo-AI floods, and replace other pumps in the bowels of Atmospherics with volume pumps, but really, that five point checklist will do it. Ninety-plus percent of people don't know jack shit about Atmospherics, and it's so easy to set it up so that it actually does shit. It's so rare to see it happen that the CE actually sought me out for praise for doing it this way.:* For AIs, if no organics are around competent/willing to do this manually and your Engiborgs (if you have any) are busy, which is like a guarantee, you can do a simpler version of this; just turn Air to Distro and Waste In up to 4500 kPa and set each scrubber station to 4500 kPa too. It won't be as effective but it's so much better than nothing. Cranking up the air available in the distro loop poses no threat to safety, and in fact makes it harder to start up harmful floods since there's so much good air in the way in there. And since you're the AI, you can now use air vents (and scrubbers) as they were fucking designed to be used; to scrub, drain, and replace air in rooms as necessary, and it fucking works. It is astonishing how little is required to turn a system so often seen as worthless into a helpful part of the ship.:* Minor addendum: A maxed volume pump and a maxed normal pump pump at the same rate given ideal circumstances. The difference is the volume pump won't stop pumping once its output end is at 4500 kpa or more. This makes it excellent for waste in, where no matter how much gas the previous fire/atmos experiment clogged the filtering loop with, Waste In is still pumping waste out of the scrubbers pipes, and by extension, helping keep the scrubbers from getting clogged to the point of uselessness.:* For the record, the advice of adding manual valves to the plasma loop will result in you getting yelled at by an admin if there's no evidence that the AI is rogue. It's "Spacing objectives tier", and for good reason.:* Setting up atmos doesn't really matter that much anyway as long as you give the distro loop some pressure. The entire supply and equipment is designed for a space ship that's supposed to last month. There's about two instances in which a proper setup is useful: massive hullbreaches which will drain a lot of air (most of which will then uselessly disappear in space anyway) and ship wide plasma fires which might fill the waste loop (in which case you're at fault as an atmos tech for not keeping an eye on the system in the first place).
* If you are an atmos tech and want to greatly reduce possibility of harmful atmos manipulations... or if you are an AI and you spotted a guy just turning valves to release plasma to distro:
:* Open atmospherics console for specific chamber and toggle power on output. 90% of players don't check this console. As AI I laughed many times as sabotagist was running back and forth, checking every pump 3 times, and still no plasma appeared. In this way you can also shut down harmful gases pumping when one is smart and changed pipes under grilles.:* Or put manual valves in front of every harmful gas, switch out some gas pumps for volumetric pumps, and repipe the mixing pipes to disallow the mix tank to provide into the distro. (Setting up Atmos in such a way it can't be sabotaged by the AI before there's a reason to think the AI might sabotage Atmos is not only metagaming, it is also bannable. If you see this happen, adminhelp it!)
* You can rotate a pipe in your hand by click on it.
* Fire extinguishers fit in firesuit suitstorage.
* The Fire Axe Cabinet can be opened with a multitool.
* You can disable fire alarms by multitooling them.
* You can trigger fire alarms by shooting them with a projectile. ADDED: Or hitting them with anything.

===Tips for Traitoring===
* The incinerator can easily be used to create canisters of pure death.
* Plasma + N2O is extremely deadly if you can get someone to use it as internals/force them to use it. They won't even be able to scream.
* Wielded fire-axes break grilles and reinforced windows. In one shot.
** And open unpowered doors and kill people fairly reliably.
* You can change sensor settings on air alarms so it doesn't cause an alarm by setting the value to -1, which turns that sensor off. Do it for all sensors and you can get rid of pesky alarms that are pretty much already fixed, or hide atmos fuckery.

==Oxygen is Overrated==
Traitor atmos techs have the potential to become one of the most devastating forces on the ship. [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#Being_a_Traitorous_Scum|If you know what you're doing]], you can pretty much flood the ship with whatever harmful gas you want. If you do, remember to take measures against the AI messing with your work, and always keep your internals on. This means either subverting the AI or cutting its access. If you're feeling particularly daring, you can unwrench the pipes and rearrange them, ensuring the AI cannot fix it. Bolt the doors, or set the room on fire to prevent humans from fixing it too. Depending on how bad it's going to be, you might want to procure a [[Syndicate_Items#Syndicate_Space_Suit|space suit]] to escape the hell you've created.

{{Jobs}}
[[Category:Jobs]]

Woody's Got Wood

2017-05-06T05:46:13Z

Hannah: This is a MAJOR edit.

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Believed to have been written some time in the year 2009 by an unknown author, Woody's Got Wood spent the last [[Backstory|541 years]] becoming one of the most popular and widely read stories of the entire English language, with even wider circulation than the Bible. Woody's got Wood tells an epic tale of love and tragedy, all contained within just under 300 words.

Unfortunately as of late, those in Nanotrasen space have begun to grow tired and even resent this ancient love story. While reasons for this range from cultural theorists simply pointing out that after five hundred plus years, fads do die off, to conspiracy theorists believing the Nanotrasen executives to be secretly Space Mormons and wish to incite hatred towards sexual expression. The most likely explanation is that no one has ever liked Woody's Got Wood and after five hundred years hearing this fucking story again simply makes everyone want to kill you.

There have been recorded instances of people being brutally stabbed, shot, eaten, spaced, electrocuted, lethally injected, swirlied and even slapped for reading Woody's Got Wood to a large non-voluntary crowd. It is also well known that reading Woody's Got Wood can short circuit artificial intelligentsia as well as cybernetic organisms under the oft used Asimov Law Set causing the reader to find themselves declared as non-human.

To truly understand the importance of this piece of literature, an in-depth analysis is required.

== A Fair Warning ==

Only suffering awaits you below. Read at your own risk.

== Part 1: A Love Story ==

'''One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.'''
*The important thing to realize about this sentence is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the Toy Story films from the same era. In these movies, Andy is a human child and Woody is the name of his favorite toy, a stuffed cowboy doll. In the setting of the film, all toys are animate, but merely pretend to be inanimate while humans are around. It is in this fantasy world that our story also takes place. In the first sentence alone, Woody's got Wood gives the reader all of the information they need to understand the setting. Both protagonists of the work, Andy and Woody are named, and the fact that Andy is masturbating implies that Woody's got Wood takes place some time between the second and third films, after Andy has started puberty but before he has given the toys away. The sentence also lets the reader know that they toys have biological functions akin to their anatomy, so Woody has the ability to get "wood" or, an erection. This use of slang is a common literary trope for informal settings, seen to the extreme in works such as The Clockwork Orange, and shows the audience that the characters are distanced from mainstream society. The sentence also functions as a hook to get the reader further into the work.

'''He could no longer help himself!'''
*He (Woody), in this sentence is shown at being incredibly sexually frustrated. The reader is left to assume that Woody has seen Andy masturbate many times in the past but has been unable to pleasure himself because he must remain motionless to keep up the facade. It is at this point that Woody cannot resist his sexual urges any longer and acts upon them. Several literary analysts insist that his sentence is an allusion to the Greek god Zeus, also unable to resist sexual temptation despite other commitments.

'''He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.'''
*Some believe that this sentence was actually intended to be the second sentence in the work, however its unusual placement was entirely intentional. This sentence shows the reader exactly how sexually attracted to Andy Woody is. Woody focuses singularly on this one part of Andy's anatomy. Andy's penis is described as "juicy" but it is unclear if this word means that Andy's penis is covered in Cowper's fluid, or if his penis is being compared to something large and thick, like a juicy piece of fruit. This wording is still hotly debated among Woody's got Wood scholars. The use of the word "kawaii" is also very interesting, as it is the first of several uses of Japanese in Woody's got Wood. Inexperienced readers sometimes think that this implies that Andy and Woody are Japanese in the setting of this work, but that is an incorrect interpretation. Instead, the word "kawaii" is borrowed because the authors sentiments cannot be properly expressed in English. While the word literally translates to "cute," there is more to the word than that. Kawaii is an entire aspect of Japanese culture, giving it a much grander meaning than our word. The author is attempting to covey this importance here because of how important Andy is to Woody. Additionally, the word is juxtaposed next to the word "cock," a typically vulgar word. This shocks the reader and alerts them that Woody's got Wood is going to be extremely intimate and vulgar and will not be censored just for the audience's sake.

'''He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too.'''
*At this point in the story, Woody has given up the charade of being just a toy and has confronted Andy directly. Discovering that one's inanimate toys were in fact, capable of independent movement would be shocking to anyone, and Andy is no exception. Indeed, Andy is so startled that he loses control of his bladder. Cynics frequently point out that human males cannot urinate when erect, as the external urethral sphincter closes, however this is not always true as the internal urethral sphincter (which is closer to the bladder) remains open until orgasm, thus it is possible, though unlikely, to spontaneously urinate if the external urethral sphincter receives a sudden shock. In this case, so much urine was accidentally released it flowed "everywhere on the floor" as well as on Woody himself. The urine of course did not literally go "everywhere," that is merely an overstatement for dramatic effect.

'''Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!'''
*This sentence has confused many readers, as it is unclear which of the characters is becoming more "hard" or having a more powerful erection. The issue is primarily one of grammar, but the debate is very important in the events of the story. There are two camps among scholars, each believing it refers to difference characters. The A-Urolagniaists believe that the sentence is to be read as a stand alone and Andy is the subject of the both pronoun. In this interpretation, Andy has become more aroused after being drenched in his own urine. W-Urolagniaists believe that the oblique pronoun "him" refers to Woody, as Woody was the last subject directly mention. In this interpretation, after being covered in Andy's urine, Woody became more aroused. W-Urolagniaists argue that since Woody is the only character directly mentioned to have urine on him, he must be the one getting harder. A-Urolagniaists counter by saying that the author has omitted specifics several times in the work, and it implied that while peeing with an erection in a sitting position, Andy would have gotten some of his urine on himself. The debate rages in Space Universities even today.

== Part 2: The Lover's Confession ==

'''Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."'''
*Here, Woody's got Wood completely changes its narrative style. Rather than being written in story format, the author chooses to eschew traditional technique in order to write the dialog like that of a play. An extremely bold risk, but it remains one of the reasons the story has gotten so popular. When one of the characters speaks, the book has their name written and then a colon. The name is not to be read aloud, but instead used to alert the reader which character is speaking. Woody has two sentences here, first and exclamation and then a proper pair of statements. First, Woody gets Andy's attention by calling him "Andy Senpai." Senpai is another Japanese word borrowed because of a lack of English equivalent. Senpai is an honorific term used when speaking to an older classmate. Presumably, Woody is using it because he has grown up with Andy, but Andy is of course older than him. Woody then goes on to admit the truth to Andy that he is alive, and caught up in the moment admits his sexual desire. "To be inside someone" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse, as the penis enters a part of the other person's body through an orifice. In this sentence however, it has a double meaning, the second as the reader will see being quite literal.

'''Andy: "Oh Woody Chan!'''
*Three sentences from Andy here show Andy's reaction to learning of Woody's confession. First, Andy responds in kind to Woody's use of Japanese honorifics, calling him Woody Chan. Chan is a term of endearment attached to the names of people that are close to the speaker, usually women. Chan can be used for men, but it is often mocking or used for men who are extremely feminine. In this case Woody is being called Chan because of his small size in comparison to Andy.

'''I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"'''
*Andy continues, affirming to Woody that he was already aware that Woody was alive, and knew for some time. It is unclear if it means to say Andy literally knew Woody was alive, having discovered evidence of it, or if he merely had suspicions that were confirmed when Woody confronted him. Either way, Andy continues and tells Woody that he feels the same way about him. Andy informs Woody that he wants to have Woody inside him, specifically to put all of Woody inside of his anus. Rectal stimulation via the prostate is very common in homosexual relationships, and this is no exception. Given Woody's small size, it is unlikely that his penis would be very pleasurable to Andy, so Andy decides to take Woody's offer of being "inside him" literally by stuffing Woody's entire body up his rectum. Note the second use of "kawaii" followed by a explicative for a dramatic juxtaposition. This repetition reminds the reader of what is to come, giving the faint of heart one last chance to turn away.

'''Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head'''
*Woody has now been given the chance to act on his long repressed sexual urges. Eager to please his beloved Andy, he obeys his request without a hint of hesitation, seriously implying that the two share a much deeper and more passionate love for one another. This subtext is re-inforced by their mutual desire to have Woody physically inside of Andy, rather than the more common definition of the term wherin one simply engages in sexual intercourse with the other.

'''Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"'''
*Once again, we feel the unspoken mutual affection of our two star crossed lovers through the subtleties of this tale. Though they have never held a conversation together up until now, Andy's deep connection to his soul mate has surpassed the need for words, and he has provided Woody with his favorite flavor of sexual lubricant (not to be confused with the more dangerous and malevolent "Space Lube").

'''(Analysis to be continued.)'''

==Rest of the Story==
Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

[[Category:Joke pages]]

Incinerator

2017-05-06T00:29:30Z

Hannah: Added tag: Unused content

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|reason = There is no incinerator on either FTL13 ship.
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|department = Upkeep
|name=Incinerator
|image=Incinerator.png
|exits=East to [[maintenance]]
|purpose=Generate power through the [[turbine|Turbine Engine]]
|access=Maintenance
|contents=Plasma and oxygen giant tanks, fuel tank and an oxygen canister
|clearance=Anyone with [[maintenance]] access
|description=Burn! BURN! BUUURRRN!
|sec_level=Low
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|balance=No major balance requirements
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Hidden away in the maintenance below [[Medbay]], the incinerator is a room accessible only by maintenance access-ways. Because it's off the beaten path, has no security camera and a disposals chute, it is a great body dumping (and burning) location for [[Changeling]]s and [[Traitor]]s.

=== Using the Incinerator ===
Operation of the incinerator is relatively simple.
# Open the Interior Airlock and max out the power on both pumps (Input and Output) to 4500 kPa
# Secure an oxygen supply: This can be done by either wrenching down an oxygen canister, or piping in oxygen from the main supply outside Atmospherics
* Which option you pick is entirely up to you - It's a question of time over efficiency
** The former is much quicker and easier, but requires constant swapping of O2 canisters
** The latter takes more time to set up, but will allow you to keep the turbine operational ad inifinitum (Especially if you do the same for the plasma! Those large tanks are still limited)
#

=== Legitimate uses ===
The incinerator has a few useful functions, primarily for the storage/destruction of dangerous objects and creatures. For instance, the [[Nuke_disk|nuclear authentication disk]] cannot be burned, so placing it inside of a lit incinerator is a good way of keeping it out of syndicate hands if it needs to be stored somewhere. The amount of time it takes to cool will give the crew ample opportunity to fight off any syndicate agents who are trying to get in. It is also one of the only places that changelings can safely be stored without risk of escape. Should the changeling get uppity, you can light it on fire and instantly kill it every time it tries to regenerate. This may be the only way of permanently disabling a changeling if the [[crematorium]] and [[kitchen|gibber]] are both destroyed.

=== Use in bomb construction ===
For whatever reason, the incinerator has an output for charging gas canisters and air pumps. This makes it a fantastic place to create bombs as all of the other components with the exception of tank transfer valves can be easily sourced. How you are going to get those tank transfer valves in the first place is a mystery, but a crafty atmos tech or engineer can get the AI to let them in without too much fuss.

You can treat the incinerator in much the same way as the toxins ignition chamber, except that you don't have to premix the plasma and oxygen in a canister, you can simply set the plasma tank to output twice the pressure of the oxygen tank for a 2:1 plasma:oxygen mix in the incinerator. You will, however, need to pump the breathable air out of the incinerator that is there to begin with as it will otherwise dampen the reaction and make the resulting bomb less effective.

If you do end up making a bomb, be sure to dispose of the air pump through the airlock and let all that terribly hot, superheated gas back in to burn all the room to a crisp (and discourage people snooping).

[[Category:Locations]]
{{Locations}}

Guide to food and drinks

2017-05-05T23:24:40Z

Hannah: Corrected lack of information

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

The '''lower''' is the drink's strength value, the '''stronger''' it is.

===Basic Drink Ingredients===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|55
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|55
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|berry juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|45
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream
|N/A
|1 part milk cream
|Ewwww...
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|N/A
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Heals toxic damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Heals suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|45
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|35
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|45
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' Mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|45
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|45
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welder fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welder fuel tank.
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|45
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|35
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|35
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strange named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|25
|1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|25
|2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|55
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Slowly heals brute damage
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|35
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|15
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|35
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|45
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|A classic mix of rum and cola.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|35
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|35
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part Cryoxadone
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Doesn't heal you anymore.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|25
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|35
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|55
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|55
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|90
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|35
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Welder Fuel|welder fuel]]
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|55
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|irish cream}}Irish Cream
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|25
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|45
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|15
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|25
|10 units Nutriment, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you hyperzine speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|N/A
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Stuns you repeatedly
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|45
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|15
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|15
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|45
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|15
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|45
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|[http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|15
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|15
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|35
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

=Food=
==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] Processor===
Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}Faggot
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|universal enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsicum Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|Grind ice peppers.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Sodium]] + [[Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 [[Nutriment]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-

![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Cooked food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all bread recipes.
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in burgers.
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most pastry recipes.
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in spaghetti recipes.
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in pizza recipes.
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in pie recipes.
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in cake recipes.
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket.
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
|-
|}

===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 [[Waffle Cone]] + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from [[Chocolate]])
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.
|}

==Table Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using '''table crafting''', that is by '''placing your ingredients on a table and clicking the "T" next to your intents, on the bottom left of the UI''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container on the table. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. You do not need to have the exact amounts of ingredients or only those on your table. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients you can craft it.

===Burgers===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|
|Better call the burn center beforehand...
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] +3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Ice Cream Sandwich
|1 [[#Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}

===Pizzas===
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|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Pastas===
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![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
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![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage
|
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|}

===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
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![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|
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|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|
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![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp Fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp meat
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp meat
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage
|1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|}

===Salads===
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|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|
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![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
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![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|
|}

===Pies===
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|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|Tastes like chaos!
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|
|Toxic!
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla] + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|
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![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
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|}

===Cakes===
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|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Cake Hat
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Sausage]] + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
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|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|64px]]
!Chaos Donuts
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|
|
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
|
|
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans
|
| Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!CheesyBurrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne de Asada Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]/[[#Tofu|tofu]]s (meat must be same type!) + [[Metal Rod]]
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge
|7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
|
|
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
|
|
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!Rice and Pork
|1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Eggbowl
|1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|
|
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|Cola. in space.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of Cola and [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Water|water]] 1 part [[guide_to_plants|coco]].
|}

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to food and drinks

2017-05-05T23:20:55Z

Hannah: /* Table Crafting Recipes */ Corrected how to tablecraft, new method.

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

The '''lower''' is the drink's strength value, the '''stronger''' it is.

===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|55
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|55
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|berry juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|45
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream
|N/A
|1 part milk cream
|Ewwww...
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|N/A
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Heals toxic damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Heals suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|45
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|35
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|45
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' Mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|45
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|45
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welder fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welder fuel tank.
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|45
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|35
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|35
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strange named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|25
|1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|25
|2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|55
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Slowly heals brute damage
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|35
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|15
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|35
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|45
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|A classic mix of rum and cola.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|35
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|35
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part Cryoxadone
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Doesn't heal you anymore.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|25
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|35
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|55
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|55
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|90
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|35
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Welder Fuel|welder fuel]]
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|55
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|irish cream}}Irish Cream
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|25
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|45
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|15
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|25
|10 units Nutriment, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you hyperzine speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|N/A
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Stuns you repeatedly
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|45
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|15
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|15
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|45
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|15
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|45
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|[http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|15
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|15
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|35
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

=Food=
==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] Processor===
Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}Faggot
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|universal enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsicum Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|Grind ice peppers.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Sodium]] + [[Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 [[Nutriment]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-

![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Cooked food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all bread recipes.
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in burgers.
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most pastry recipes.
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in spaghetti recipes.
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in pizza recipes.
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in pie recipes.
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in cake recipes.
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket.
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
|-
|}

===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 [[Waffle Cone]] + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from [[Chocolate]])
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.
|}

==Table Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using '''table crafting''', that is by '''clicking the "T" next to your intents on the bottom left of your in-game UI''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container on the table. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. You do not need to have the exact amounts of ingredients or only those on your table. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients you can craft it.

===Burgers===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|
|Better call the burn center beforehand...
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] +3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Ice Cream Sandwich
|1 [[#Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}

===Pizzas===
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|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Pastas===
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![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
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![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage
|
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|}

===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
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![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|
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|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|
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![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp Fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp meat
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp meat
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage
|1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|}

===Salads===
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|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|
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![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
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![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|
|}

===Pies===
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|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|Tastes like chaos!
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|
|Toxic!
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla] + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|
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![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
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|}

===Cakes===
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|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Cake Hat
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Sausage]] + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
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|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|64px]]
!Chaos Donuts
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|
|
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
|
|
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans
|
| Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!CheesyBurrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne de Asada Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]/[[#Tofu|tofu]]s (meat must be same type!) + [[Metal Rod]]
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge
|7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
|
|
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
|
|
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!Rice and Pork
|1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Eggbowl
|1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|
|
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|Cola. in space.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of Cola and [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Water|water]] 1 part [[guide_to_plants|coco]].
|}

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to food and drinks

2017-05-05T23:11:41Z

Hannah: removed someone's opinions on what the best tasting things are

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

The '''lower''' is the drink's strength value, the '''stronger''' it is.

===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|55
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|55
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|berry juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|45
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream
|N/A
|1 part milk cream
|Ewwww...
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|N/A
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Heals toxic damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Heals suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|45
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Heals brute damage. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|35
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|45
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' Mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|45
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|45
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] + 2 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welder fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welder fuel tank.
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|45
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|35
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|35
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strange named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|25
|1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|25
|2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|55
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Slowly heals brute damage
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|35
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|15
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|35
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|45
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|A classic mix of rum and cola.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|35
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|35
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part Cryoxadone
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Doesn't heal you anymore.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|25
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|35
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|55
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|55
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|90
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|35
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Welder Fuel|welder fuel]]
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|55
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|irish cream}}Irish Cream
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|25
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|45
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|15
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|25
|10 units Nutriment, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you hyperzine speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|N/A
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Stuns you repeatedly
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|45
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|45
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|15
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|15
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|45
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|15
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|45
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|[http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|15
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|15
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|25
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|35
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|35
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

=Food=
==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] Processor===
Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}Faggot
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|universal enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsicum Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|Grind ice peppers.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Sodium]] + [[Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 [[Nutriment]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-

![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Cooked food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all bread recipes.
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in burgers.
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most pastry recipes.
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in spaghetti recipes.
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in pizza recipes.
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in pie recipes.
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in cake recipes.
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket.
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
|-
|}

===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 [[Waffle Cone]] + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from [[Chocolate]])
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.
|}

==Table Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using '''table crafting''', that is by '''placing your ingredients on a table and click & drag from the table (or from any ingredient on it) onto yourself''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container on the table. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. You do not need to have the exact amounts of ingredients or only those on your table. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients you can craft it.

===Burgers===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|
|Better call the burn center beforehand...
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] +3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Ice Cream Sandwich
|1 [[#Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}

===Pizzas===
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|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato
|
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Pastas===
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![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
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![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage
|
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|}

===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
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![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|
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|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|
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![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp Fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp meat
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp meat
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage
|1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|}

===Salads===
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|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|
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![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
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![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|
|}

===Pies===
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|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|Tastes like chaos!
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|
|Toxic!
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla] + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|
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![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
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|}

===Cakes===
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|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Cake Hat
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Sausage]] + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
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|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|64px]]
!Chaos Donuts
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|
|
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
|
|
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|
|
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|
|
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans
|
| Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!CheesyBurrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne de Asada Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
| 1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|
|
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]/[[#Tofu|tofu]]s (meat must be same type!) + [[Metal Rod]]
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge
|7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
| 1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
|
|
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
|
|
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!Rice and Pork
|1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Eggbowl
|1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|
|
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|Cola. in space.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of Cola and [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Water|water]] 1 part [[guide_to_plants|coco]].
|}

[[Category:Guides]]

User talk:Hannah

2017-05-05T23:03:52Z

Hannah: Created page with " == Talk Here =="

== Talk Here ==

User:Hannah

2017-05-05T21:35:03Z

Hannah: /* About Me */

== About Me ==
Hi, I'm Hannah LeClair, as you can tell. I play video games, and I don't talk. I'm gonna help out my friend [[User:Burrito Justice|Burrito Justice]] with the wiki and try to make it as informative as I can! I'll probably add more to this as I figure out everything about coding these fancy pages (05/05/2017). I enjoy games, chatting with my friends, and getting to make it through the day to finally sleep a bit. But, you know. I always get back on the computer after a little while.

User:Burrito Justice

2017-05-05T21:04:22Z

Hannah: added who Burrito loves

My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help! I love [[User:Hannah|Hannah]].

'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5
*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
*'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."
*'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.
*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.

==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==
Here's a nice checklist:
* Are there dumb spaces after colons?
** Remove those.
* Are returns not used sparingly and they're frikkin everywhere on the page?
** Condense the page down, it's not healthy otherwise anyway.
* Is there no top-page description?
** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.
==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==
One day little Timmy set Munitions Officer to high priority, because they're a big boy now and wondered "how do i shot mac" 
Little Timmy was good about listening to the Weapons Officer about what shell to load, pushing and pulling shells around 
One shift, though, the MAC decided to stop moving! It ran out of oil! 
Little Timmy was persistent, though. He pushed and kept pushing against the breech, who needs oil? 
Suddenly the breech lurched forward, and him with it! He ended up doing a pretty sick front flip and landed inside the breech. 
And little Timmy was in the MAC! He cried for help over the radio, but it was too late; a spooky pirate clanker showed up! 
The WO fired the MAC and out went little Timmy off into space, to go where no MO has ever gone before.... 
And then he got pancake'd on the clanker's shields lol

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| style="text-align:center" | '''General:''' [[Arrivals]] - [[Escape Shuttle]]
|-
| style="text-align:center" | '''Recreational:''' [[Bar]] - [[Dormitory]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Medical:''' [[Medbay]] - [[Chemistry Lab]] - [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]] - [[Genetics]] - [[Medbay Storage]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Supply:''' [[Cargo Bay]] - [[Mining Dock]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Science:''' [[Research Division]] - [[Research and Development Lab]] - [[Research Director's Office]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Engineering:''' [[Atmospherics]] - [[Chief Engineer's Office]] - [[Engineering]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Security:''' [[Armory]] - [[Brig]] - [[Detective's Office]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Command:''' [[AI Upload]] - [[Bridge]] - [[Munitions]] - [[Captain's Quarters]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Upkeep:''' [[Custodial Closet]] - [[Maintenance]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''General:''' [[Arrivals]] - [[Escape Shuttle]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Recreational:''' [[Bar]] - [[Dormitory]]
|-
| style="text-align:center" | '''Medical:''' [[Medbay]] - [[Chemistry Lab]] - [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]] - [[Genetics]] - [[Medbay Storage]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Supply:''' [[Cargo Bay]] - [[Mining Dock]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Science:''' [[Research Division]] - [[Research and Development Lab]] - [[Research Director's Office]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Engineering:''' [[Atmospherics]] - [[Chief Engineer's Office]] - [[Engineering]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Security:''' [[Armory]] - [[Brig]] - [[Detective's Office]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Command:''' [[AI Upload]] - [[Bridge]] - [[Munitions]] - [[Captain's Quarters]]
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| style="text-align:center" | '''Upkeep:''' [[Custodial Closet]] - [[Maintenance]]
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User:Hannah

2017-05-05T20:58:31Z

Hannah: added about me

== About Me ==
Hi, I'm Hannah, as you can tell. I play video games, and I don't talk. I'm gonna help out my friend [[User:Burrito Justice|Burrito Justice]] with the wiki and try to make it as informative as I can! I'll probably add more to this as I figure out everything about coding these fancy pages. (05/05/2017)