Clown - Revision history

LordWalnut: /* File:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.png Tips */

2018-04-27T19:12:43Z

File:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.png Tips

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	* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.		* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.
	* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.		* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.
	* <s> Solid Honk should be shot on site </s>		* [https://ftl13.com/wiki/index.php?title=Please_Dont_Do_That<s> Solid Honk should be shot on site </s>]

	== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==		== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==

LordWalnut: /* File:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.png Tips */

2018-04-27T19:10:23Z

File:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.pngFile:Bike horn.png Tips

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	* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.		* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.
	* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.		* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.
			* <s> Solid Honk should be shot on site </s>

	== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==		== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==

Ike709: Added Department SOP as a guide

2017-05-15T22:21:17Z

Added Department SOP as a guide

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	\|superior = [[Executive Officer]], The [[Honkmother]]		\|superior = [[Executive Officer]], The [[Honkmother]]
	\|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!		\|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!
	\|guides = ~~No external guides~~ - HONK		\|guides = [[Department Standard Operating Procedure: Service/Civilian#Lawyer\|Department Standard Operating Procedure]] - HONK
	\|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!		\|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!
	}}		}}

Burrito Justice: Removed role rules

2017-05-14T21:38:31Z

Removed role rules

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	You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!		You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!

	~~'''ROLE RULES:'''~~
	* Be funny. Your job is to make other people laugh, not yourself. If there’s nobody to laugh at your honks, find an audience!
	* Do not be a chucklefuck during General Quarters or other emergencies. If you break this rule, '''I, (Floyd, the Headmin) will personally write a note for you that’s so long that it’ll make the bible look like a fucking joke.'''
	* Your “practical jokes/pranks” must be harmless. If you have an idea for a dangerous prank, clear it with the admins. This is to avoid the clown who thinks a conveyor belt into space is the bees’ knees.
	* You are on a military vessel full of professionals performing important duties. Your job is to improve morale, not to be a dick or interfere with said important duties. You do NOT have a free pass to grief.
	* If other people don’t think your “prank” is funny, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.

	'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.		'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.

Burrito Justice: Added role rules

2017-04-17T18:17:56Z

Added role rules

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	You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!		You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!

			'''ROLE RULES:'''
			* Be funny. Your job is to make other people laugh, not yourself. If there’s nobody to laugh at your honks, find an audience!
			* Do not be a chucklefuck during General Quarters or other emergencies. If you break this rule, '''I, (Floyd, the Headmin) will personally write a note for you that’s so long that it’ll make the bible look like a fucking joke.'''
			* Your “practical jokes/pranks” must be harmless. If you have an idea for a dangerous prank, clear it with the admins. This is to avoid the clown who thinks a conveyor belt into space is the bees’ knees.
			* You are on a military vessel full of professionals performing important duties. Your job is to improve morale, not to be a dick or interfere with said important duties. You do NOT have a free pass to grief.
			* If other people don’t think your “prank” is funny, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.

	'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.		'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.

Burrito Justice: Uses new spawn picture, HoP to XO

2017-04-05T18:26:55Z

Uses new spawn picture, HoP to XO

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	\|additional = N/A		\|additional = N/A
	\|difficulty = HONK!		\|difficulty = HONK!
	\|superior = [[~~Head of Personnel~~]], The [[Honkmother]]		\|superior = [[Executive Officer]], The [[Honkmother]]
	\|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!		\|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!
	\|guides = No external guides - HONK		\|guides = No external guides - HONK
	\|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!		\|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!
	}}		}}
	[[File:~~Theatre~~.png\|300px\|thumb\|alt=Theatre\|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]]		[[File:Bar.png\|300px\|thumb\|alt=Theatre\|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]]

	You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!		You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible\|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!

EvilJackCarver: /* 60px Pennywise the Spacing Clown */ add BO. 'Can't Shoot for Shit', because the WOs tend to miss.

2016-11-26T04:39:50Z

60px Pennywise the Spacing Clown: add BO. 'Can't Shoot for Shit', because the WOs tend to miss.

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	\| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" \|'''Law and Order'''		\| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" \|'''Law and Order'''
	\| '''[[Captain\|Condom]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel\|All Access Provider]]'''		\| '''[[Captain\|Condom]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel\|All Access Provider]]''', '''[[Bridge Officer\|Can't Shoot for Shit]]'''
	\|-		\|-
	\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''Fun Police'''		\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''Fun Police'''

Monster860: 1 revision imported

2016-10-02T00:53:31Z

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|jobtitle = Clown
|access = [[Theatre]]
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = HONK!
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]], The [[Honkmother]]
|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!
|guides = No external guides - HONK
|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!
}}
[[File:Theatre.png|300px|thumb|alt=Theatre|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]]

You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.

== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] License to HONK ==
Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick.

'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, stealing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''

'''If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted and banned.'''

'''If no: you're probably fine.'''

== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pranks ==
[[File:Bike horn.png|400px|right]]
This is where the [[griffon|bad clowns]] are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because [[Roboticist|those assholes]] don't have bananium so they could make you one.

If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
* Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
* Hold two horns (okay one can be duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
* Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers
* Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
* Wear pirate outfit and be a pirateclown, yarr scurvy (+ other outfits and roleplay)
* Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use
* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
* Insert donuts into people's pockets
* Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
* Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security
* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Power ===
Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside.

If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a [[H.O.N.K.]]-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Honk ===
Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Equipment ===
You get the clown suit, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby,a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be exrta obnoxious, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty ===
Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!

==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips==
* The clown's mask can be used for internals.
* If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
* Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity.
* [http://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-volume-1 HONK!]
* Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak.
* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.
* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.

== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==
Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and <strike>hope</strike> people<strike> won't</strike> kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Chainsaw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).

{|width=100% border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''Honkers on /tg/station'''<br>
[[File:Bike horn.png|100px|link=jobs]]
|-
| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Law and Order'''
| '''[[Captain|Condom]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|All Access Provider]]'''
|-
| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Fun Police'''
| '''[[Head of Security|No fun]]''', [[Security Officer|Shitcurity officer]], [[Warden|Honk]], [[Detective|Can't take a joke]]
|-
| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Black Magicians'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Free insulateds]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Axe bearer]]
|-
| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Harmzone™'''
| '''[[Research Director|Honker]]''', [[Scientist|Slimer]], [[Roboticist|Doctor Wiley]]
|-
| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''The Stage'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Evil Bastard]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Quack]], [[Chemist|Druglord/lube source]], [[Geneticist|Enjoys pranks]], [[Virologist|Appeeling]]
|-
| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Goobers'''
| [[Janitor|Enabler]], [[Bartender|Has a gun]], [[Cook|Has a knife]], [[Botanist|FREE PEELS]], [[Clown|The most charitable and just clown, peace and blessings upon them]], [[Mime|Mortal Enemy]], [[Chaplain|This is no laughing matter]], [[Librarian|Who let you in here?!]]
|-
| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Greytide'''
| [[Quartermaster|Hardass]], [[Cargo Technician|Bribe for toys]], [[Shaft Miner|Bringer of Bananium]], [[Assistant|Space hobos]], [[Lawyer|LOL2CAT!!!]]
|-
| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Goons'''
| '''[[AI|Doorknob]]''', [[Cyborg|No humor module]], [[Positronic Brain|Captive audience]], [[Drone|A fancy hat]], [[Personal AI|HARMALARM]], [[Construct|No touchie]], [[Ghost|2Spooky4me]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Critics'''
| [[Traitor|Slip em]], [[Changeling|Honk it to death]], [[Syndicate guide|Still slippable]], [[Wizard|Wiznerd]], [[Shadowling|Death Incarnate]], [[Abductor|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph|KITTY]], [[Revenant|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja|Also slippable]], [[Holoparasite|Your best friend]], [[Swarmers|Don't cry]], [[Blob|Squishy]], [[Devil|Free All Access Guy]], [[Clockwork_Cult|Gearheads]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''"Special"'''
| '''[[Centcom Official]]''', [[Death squad|Prank Squad Officer]], [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Pranksters (ERP)]], [[Ian|Free meat]]
|-
| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Filth'''
| [[Lizardperson|Lizardpersson]], [[Flyperson|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman|Free internals]], [[Podman|Literally Potatohead]]
|}

[[Category:Jobs]]