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Extramrdo: Avoids XO -> HoP -> XO redirect from links, since XO's page is no longer named HoP.

2018-07-22T05:04:06Z

Avoids XO -> HoP -> XO redirect from links, since XO's page is no longer named HoP.

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	![[File:Captain_action.png\|64px\|link=Captain]][[File:hudcaptain.png\|32px\|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]		![[File:Captain_action.png\|64px\|link=Captain]][[File:hudcaptain.png\|32px\|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
	\|Be responsible for the ship and it's mission. Manage [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk <s>because you have to for r o l e p l a y</s>. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[~~HoP\|~~Executive Officer]]. Deal with the Clown by loading him into the MAC. Announce that the ship will be heading for The Syndicate capital as a joke and get lynched anyway.		\|Be responsible for the ship and it's mission. Manage [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk <s>because you have to for r o l e p l a y</s>. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[Executive Officer]]. Deal with the Clown by loading him into the MAC. Announce that the ship will be heading for The Syndicate capital as a joke and get lynched anyway.
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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	![[File:Generic_hop.png\|64px\|link=~~Head of Personnel~~]][[File:hudhop.png\|32px\|link=~~Head of Personnel~~]]<br>[[~~Head of Personnel\|~~Executive Officer]]		![[File:Generic_hop.png\|64px\|link=Executive Officer]][[File:hudhop.png\|32px\|link=Executive Officer]]<br>[[Executive Officer]]
	\|Realize that you're above the other heads on the Chain of Command, yell at them accordingly. Get stuck with the HoP tasks anyway. Get treated like the HoP anyway. I mean, you pretty much are the HoP, anyway. Pet [[Ian]].		\|Realize that you're above the other heads on the Chain of Command, yell at them accordingly. Get stuck with the HoP tasks anyway. Get treated like the HoP anyway. I mean, you pretty much are the HoP, anyway. Pet [[Ian]].
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

Super3222: /* Side Antagonists */ Removes side antagonists. I've never seen them on FTL, but feel free to revert any of these changes that I make.

2017-07-15T14:40:37Z

Side Antagonists: Removes side antagonists. I've never seen them on FTL, but feel free to revert any of these changes that I make.

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Super3222: /* Main Antagonists */

2017-07-15T14:39:30Z

Main Antagonists

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	![[File:Traitor.png\|64px]][[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png\|64px]]<br>[[Boarding Event Antag]]		![[File:Traitor.png\|64px]][[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png\|64px]]<br>[[Boarding Event Antag]]
	\|~~Gear~~ up, pick loads of ~~awesome gear~~, '''DIE ANYWAY'''.		\|Suit up in awesome gear, pick loads of lethal weapons, '''DIE ANYWAY'''.
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
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Super3222: /* Main Antagonists */ Removes major antagonists / swaps out for boarding event. Someone please make a page for them

2017-07-15T14:30:20Z

Main Antagonists: Removes major antagonists / swaps out for boarding event. Someone please make a page for them

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-![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
+![[File:Traitor.png|64px]][[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px]]<br>[[Boarding Event Antag]]
-|Get marked for deletion because being a traitor would end the round too fast. Cry as a result.
+|Gear up, pick loads of awesome gear, '''DIE ANYWAY'''.
-!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
+!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
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Burrito Justice: Reverted edits by Troika (talk) to last revision by Ike709

2017-07-13T02:32:48Z

Reverted edits by Troika (talk) to last revision by Ike709

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	![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]		![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
	\|~~Fight everyone, ruin~~ '~~''EVERYTHING~~.~~'''~~		\|Rush into tool storage to get that toolbelt. Ask over radio about who needs assistance and get bewildered responses. Get stomped on by security just because. Find the captain's spare and cry tears of joy. Find the airlock out to space and discover spacewind simultaneously.
	!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None		!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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	== Non-human ==		== Non-human ==

Troika: /* Miscellaneous */

2017-07-07T19:39:02Z

Miscellaneous

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	![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]		![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
	\|~~Rush into tool storage to get that toolbelt~~. ~~Ask over radio about who needs assistance and get bewildered responses. Get stomped on by security just because. Find the captain~~'~~s spare and cry tears of joy. Find the airlock out to space and discover spacewind simultaneously.~~		\|Fight everyone, ruin '''EVERYTHING.'''
	!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None		!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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	== Non-human ==		== Non-human ==

Ike709: Obey SOP damn it

2017-05-17T22:06:29Z

Obey SOP damn it

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	In FTL 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card\|access]] on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, '''these job descriptions are for humor purposes only.''' Please obey common sense ~~and~~ [[Ship Law]].		In FTL 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card\|access]] on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, '''these job descriptions are for humor purposes only.''' Please obey common sense, [[Ship Law]], [[Standard Operating Procedure]], and [[Standard Operating Procedure#Department SOP\|Department Standard Operating Procedure]].

	'''NOTICE'''		'''NOTICE'''

Ike709: Space -> Ship

2017-05-17T22:04:42Z

Space -> Ship

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	In FTL 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card\|access]] on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, '''these job descriptions are for humor purposes only.''' Please obey common sense and [[~~Space Law\|Space~~ Law]].		In FTL 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card\|access]] on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, '''these job descriptions are for humor purposes only.''' Please obey common sense and [[Ship Law]].

	'''NOTICE'''		'''NOTICE'''

Burrito Justice: Fixed portrait

2017-05-16T17:04:45Z

Fixed portrait

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	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
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	![[File:Alien.png\|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos\|Xenomorph]]		![[File:Alien.png\|64px\|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos\|Xenomorph]]
	\|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno. Kite everyone by hiding in vents.		\|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno. Kite everyone by hiding in vents.
	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard

Burrito Justice: Yet another pass.

2017-05-04T19:02:25Z

Yet another pass.

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	![[File:Hos.PNG\|64px\|link=Head of Security]][[File:hudhos.png\|32px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]		![[File:Hos.PNG\|64px\|link=Head of Security]][[File:hudhos.png\|32px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
	\|~~Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]~~. ~~Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than~~ [[~~Clown~~\|~~leeches~~]]. ~~Chase down lone traitors~~ and ~~die alone~~ in ~~maintenance~~ because ~~YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>~~ . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Attempt to assemble a boarding party and cry because it's not implemented yet. Use the sniper against the Clown. Get banned because ''all HoS's are terrible unless proven otherwise''.		\|Spawn in and watch an officer stun themselves within the first five minutes. Watch as the clown runs into Security because they [[Executive Officer\|somehow got access]]. Try to arrest the guy breaking someone out of the brig and arrest everyone that was in the hallway because they're clearly all guilty by association. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Attempt to assemble a boarding party and cry because it's not implemented yet. Use the sniper against the Clown. Get banned because ''all HoS's are terrible unless proven otherwise''.
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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	![[File:Generic_detective.png\|64px\|link=Detective]][[File:huddetective.png\|32px\|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]		![[File:Generic_detective.png\|64px\|link=Detective]][[File:huddetective.png\|32px\|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
	\|~~Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot~~ the ~~useless assistants with~~ your ~~cowboy gun~~. ~~Lose~~ your ~~cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session~~. ~~Litter~~ the ~~halls with photos~~. ~~Solve crimes on rare occasion~~.		\|Join the round late and find your revolver missing. Start an investigation into who stole your revolver. Find the perp and arrest and brig them. Get banned because Detective isn't allowed to brig..
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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	![[File:Engineer.png\|64px\|link=Ship Engineer]][[File:hudengi.png\|32px\|link=Ship Engineer]]<br>[[Ship Engineer]]		![[File:Engineer.png\|64px\|link=Ship Engineer]][[File:hudengi.png\|32px\|link=Ship Engineer]]<br>[[Ship Engineer]]
	\|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters~~, get~~ brutally <s>murdered</s> slipped by the [[Clown]] as the supermatter overheats, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.		\|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters. Get brutally <s>murdered</s> slipped by the [[Clown]] as the supermatter overheats, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. Watch the clown patch a breach faster than you. Quit.
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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	![[File:AtomsTech.png\|64px\|link=Atmospheric Technician]][[File:hudatmos.png\|32px\|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]		![[File:AtomsTech.png\|64px\|link=Atmospheric Technician]][[File:hudatmos.png\|32px\|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
	\|Your <s>angry</s> friendly ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Take your sweet time trying to create a direct pipeline to the FTL and Shields. Run around the ship looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release plasma into the halls.		\|Your <s>angry</s> friendly ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Take your sweet time trying to create a direct pipeline to the FTL and Shields. Run around the ship looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release plasma into the halls. What the h*ck is carbon dioxide?
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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	![[File:ResearchDirector.png\|64px\|link=Research Director]][[File:hudrd.png\|32px\|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]		![[File:ResearchDirector.png\|64px\|link=Research Director]][[File:hudrd.png\|32px\|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
	\|Oversee the [[Scientist\|demented]] [[Roboticist\|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the ship. Scream incoherent commands at everyone whenever an anomaly appears. Break down in tears when you see a MAC round hit the server room.		\|Oversee the [[Scientist\|demented]] [[Roboticist\|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the ship. Scream incoherent commands at everyone whenever an anomaly appears. Powergame for research levels and get banned. Break down in tears when you see a MAC round hit the server room.
	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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	![[File:Roboticist_action.png\|64px\|link=Roboticist]][[File:hudrobo.png\|32px\|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]		![[File:Roboticist_action.png\|64px\|link=Roboticist]][[File:hudrobo.png\|32px\|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
	\|~~Build some nifty robots~~ and ~~BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle~~ the ~~walls for more metal~~. ~~Have your cyborgs that you built turn~~ on ~~you when~~ the AI ~~goes rogue~~. ~~Kill~~ a ~~patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery~~. Be ~~awesome~~ and ~~cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm, just like Skywalker!~~		\|Completely ignore the drone dispenser and make ghosts mad. Ping the posibrain over and over and make ghosts mad again. Put the posibrain in a mech and watch them struggle to go anywhere. Go on a date with the AI and make them human. Get the death sentence as a result. Be confused about "agumentation" and "organ manipulation".
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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	![[File:Cmo.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:hudcmo.png\|32px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]		![[File:Cmo.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:hudcmo.png\|32px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
	\|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything ~~(Everyone else under you does fuck all)~~.		\|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Turn cryo to auto and watch self-serving assistants get trapped. Do everything.
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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	![[File:Doctor.png\|64px\|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:huddoc.png\|32px\|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]		![[File:Doctor.png\|64px\|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:huddoc.png\|32px\|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
	\|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Try to heal people, get pushed out of the way and witness crew ~~selfserve~~ anyway. Chase someone dragging a person in critical around. Accidentally overdose someone with Anti-Toxin.		\|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Try to heal people, get pushed out of the way and witness crew self-serve anyway. Chase someone dragging a person in critical around. Accidentally overdose someone with Anti-Toxin.
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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	![[File:Chemist_action.png\|64px\|link=Chemist]][[File:hudchem.png\|32px\|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]		![[File:Chemist_action.png\|64px\|link=Chemist]][[File:hudchem.png\|32px\|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
	\|Make ~~chemicals~~ and ~~basically control~~ the ~~ship. Fling grenades on~~ the ~~emergency shuttle~~. ~~Misname bottles~~ and ~~get lynched by~~ the ~~Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine"~~. ~~Inject the clown with enough mutagen~~ to ~~give a heart attack to a water buffalo~~. ~~Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow~~. ~~Make literal carpet bombs to~~ make the ~~corridors slightly more classy~~.		\|Make ''safe'' drugs and give them to assistants for Science(!). Show security a <s>fake</s> waiver stating that the now decesased totally knew the consequences. Put 31u bicardine and kelotane pills into the smart fridge and laugh when people overdose. Light chemistry on fire trying to make meth. Try making metal foam and have it expand in your face because screw stabilizing agents. Preemptively make oil for the inevitable MO rushing to chemistry.
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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	![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]		![[File:Generic_assistant2.png\|64px\|link=Assistant]][[File:hudhelp.png\|32px\|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
	\|~~AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things~~ to ~~see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them~~. ~~Beat people/objects with toolboxes~~. ~~Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit~~. ~~Gangbang~~ the captain to ~~death with fellow grey tide drones~~ and ~~blame it on the clown~~.		\|Rush into tool storage to get that toolbelt. Ask over radio about who needs assistance and get bewildered responses. Get stomped on by security just because. Find the captain's spare and cry tears of joy. Find the airlock out to space and discover spacewind simultaneously.
	!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None		!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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