User:Burrito Justice - Revision history

Burrito Justice: Removed experimental location table

2017-05-15T16:17:05Z

Removed experimental location table

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	The WO fired the MAC and out went little Timmy off into space, to go where no MO has ever gone before....<br>		The WO fired the MAC and out went little Timmy off into space, to go where no MO has ever gone before....<br>
	And then he got pancake'd on the clanker's shields lol		And then he got pancake'd on the clanker's shields lol

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	~~! bgcolor=#00d8ff \| Locations on the '''NSV Astraeus'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''General:'''<br> [[Arrivals]] - [[Escape Shuttle]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Recreational:'''<br> [[Bar]] - [[Dormitory]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Medical:'''<br> [[Medbay]] - [[Chemistry Lab]] - [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]] - [[Genetics]] - [[Medbay Storage]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Supply:'''<br> [[Cargo Bay]] - [[Mining Dock]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Science:'''<br> [[Research Division]] - [[Research and Development Lab]] - [[Research Director's Office]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Engineering:'''<br> [[Atmospherics]] - [[Chief Engineer's Office]] - [[Engineering]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Security:'''<br> [[Armory]] - [[Brig]] - [[Detective's Office]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Command:'''<br> [[AI Upload]] - [[Bridge]] - [[Munitions]] - [[Captain's Quarters]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Upkeep:'''<br> [[Custodial Closet]] - [[Maintenance]]~~
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	~~{\| align=center width=100% \|~~
	~~! bgcolor=#00d8ff \| Locations on the '''NRV Aetherwhisp'''~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''General:'''<br> [[Arrivals]] - [[Escape Shuttle]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Recreational:'''<br> [[Bar]] - [[Dormitory]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Medical:'''<br> [[Medbay]] - [[Chemistry Lab]] - [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]] - [[Genetics]] - [[Medbay Storage]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Supply:'''<br> [[Cargo Bay]] - [[Mining Dock]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Science:'''<br> [[Research Division]] - [[Research and Development Lab]] - [[Research Director's Office]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Engineering:'''<br> [[Atmospherics]] - [[Chief Engineer's Office]] - [[Engineering]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Security:'''<br> [[Armory]] - [[Brig]] - [[Detective's Office]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Command:'''<br> [[AI Upload]] - [[Bridge]] - [[Munitions]] - [[Captain's Quarters]]~~
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	~~\| style="text-align:center" \| '''Upkeep:'''<br> [[Custodial Closet]] - [[Maintenance]]~~
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Burrito Justice: add cheese

2017-05-13T01:01:39Z

add cheese

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	My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!		My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!

	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 6		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 7
	*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.		*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
	*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.		*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
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	*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.		*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.
	*'''Instance 6''': Trying out Roboticist because that's the job I always used to play on another server when I was starting out. Discover why chainguns are ridiculously dangerous. Almost get cut down the middle, suffer heavy wounds. RD tries dragging me out of research only to get blown up by an incoming round (which had an alarm sound, mind you). Death whisper "Yep. I didn't think so either..."		*'''Instance 6''': Trying out Roboticist because that's the job I always used to play on another server when I was starting out. Discover why chainguns are ridiculously dangerous. Almost get cut down the middle, suffer heavy wounds. RD tries dragging me out of research only to get blown up by an incoming round (which had an alarm sound, mind you). Death whisper "Yep. I didn't think so either..."
			*'''Instance 7''': CMO. Get ahelp and go into my office locker while I ghost to investigate. Solve ticket and return. Blaring alarm in my ears that makes me nearly go deaf, resulting in me taking a direct hit and gibbing, destroying all contents of the locker, tossing my cat out, and leaving only a brain behind. Great doctor puts me in MMI for me to cry over the radio. Geneticist too busy cloning assistants to make me a body. Cloned at round end.

	==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==		==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==

Burrito Justice: Tuned resolution

2017-05-12T20:36:02Z

Tuned resolution

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	Monster(860) is a mememan, more mememan than mememan extraordinaire asskek, but is of the dormant subtype and will not respond to mentions or calls. This subtype, like all mememan subtypes, will respond rapidly and almost violently to the mention of memes, and can reliably be expected to appear at a moment's notice.		Monster(860) is a mememan, more mememan than mememan extraordinaire asskek, but is of the dormant subtype and will not respond to mentions or calls. This subtype, like all mememan subtypes, will respond rapidly and almost violently to the mention of memes, and can reliably be expected to appear at a moment's notice.

	[[File:MEMES.png\|~~800px~~\|center\|thumb\|Monster860 responding to the mention of memes]]		[[File:MEMES.png\|537px\|center\|thumb\|Monster860 responding to the mention of memes]]

	==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==		==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==

Burrito Justice: corrected macaroni number

2017-05-12T20:34:09Z

corrected macaroni number

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	My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!		My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!

	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 6
	*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.		*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
	*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.		*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.

Burrito Justice: MEMES

2017-05-12T20:31:03Z

MEMES

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	* Is there no top-page description?		* Is there no top-page description?
	** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.		** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.

			==HOW TO SUMMON MONSTER==
			Monster(860) is a mememan, more mememan than mememan extraordinaire asskek, but is of the dormant subtype and will not respond to mentions or calls. This subtype, like all mememan subtypes, will respond rapidly and almost violently to the mention of memes, and can reliably be expected to appear at a moment's notice.

			[[File:MEMES.png\|800px\|center\|thumb\|Monster860 responding to the mention of memes]]

	==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==		==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==
	One day little Timmy set Munitions Officer to high priority, because they're a big boy now and wondered "how do i shot mac"<br>		One day little Timmy set Munitions Officer to high priority, because they're a big boy now and wondered "how do i shot mac"<br>

Burrito Justice: Macaroni with a side of CHAINGUN

2017-05-09T16:07:57Z

Macaroni with a side of CHAINGUN

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	*'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.		*'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.
	*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.		*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.
			*'''Instance 6''': Trying out Roboticist because that's the job I always used to play on another server when I was starting out. Discover why chainguns are ridiculously dangerous. Almost get cut down the middle, suffer heavy wounds. RD tries dragging me out of research only to get blown up by an incoming round (which had an alarm sound, mind you). Death whisper "Yep. I didn't think so either..."

	==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==		==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==

Hannah: Undo revision 7294 by Hannah

2017-05-07T06:48:13Z

Undo revision 7294 by Hannah

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	My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help! ~~I love [[User:Hannah\|Hannah]].~~		My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!

	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5

Hannah: added who Burrito loves

2017-05-05T21:04:22Z

added who Burrito loves

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	My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!		My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help! I love [[User:Hannah\|Hannah]].

	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5

Burrito Justice: Finally wrote that story

2017-05-05T15:21:46Z

Finally wrote that story

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			My dreams have become more like reflections of the day's events instead of nonsense. Now all I see are wiki pages in my dreams! Help!

	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5
	*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.		*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
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	*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.		*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.

	== HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING ==		==HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING==
	Here's a nice checklist:		Here's a nice checklist:
	* Are there dumb spaces after colons?		* Are there dumb spaces after colons?
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	** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.		** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.
	==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==		==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==
	I'~~ll add~~ a ~~story later or somethin~~		One day little Timmy set Munitions Officer to high priority, because they're a big boy now and wondered "how do i shot mac"<br>
			Little Timmy was good about listening to the Weapons Officer about what shell to load, pushing and pulling shells around<br>
			One shift, though, the MAC decided to stop moving! It ran out of oil!<br>
			Little Timmy was persistent, though. He pushed and kept pushing against the breech, who needs oil?<br>
			Suddenly the breech lurched forward, and him with it! He ended up doing a pretty sick front flip and landed inside the breech.<br>
			And little Timmy was in the MAC! He cried for help over the radio, but it was too late; a spooky pirate clanker showed up!<br>
			The WO fired the MAC and out went little Timmy off into space, to go where no MO has ever gone before....<br>
			And then he got pancake'd on the clanker's shields lol

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Burrito Justice: Added guide on how to fix tab squishing, new moment about being hit by a mac

2017-04-25T19:56:33Z

Added guide on how to fix tab squishing, new moment about being hit by a mac

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	'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': ~~4<br>~~		'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5
	'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.~~<br>~~		*'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
	'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.~~<br>~~		*'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
	'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."~~<br>~~		*'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."
	'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.~~<br>~~		*'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.
	~~<br>~~		*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.

			== HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING ==
			Here's a nice checklist:
			* Are there dumb spaces after colons?
			** Remove those.
			* Are returns not used sparingly and they're frikkin everywhere on the page?
			** Condense the page down, it's not healthy otherwise anyway.
			* Is there no top-page description?
			** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.
	==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==		==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC==
	I'll add a story later or somethin		I'll add a story later or somethin



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