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'''Times Hit By Macaroni''': | '''Times Hit By Macaroni''': 5 | ||
'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked. | *'''Instance 1''': Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked. | ||
'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death. | *'''Instance 2''': End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death. | ||
'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..." | *'''Instance 3''': Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..." | ||
'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone. | *'''Instance 4''': Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone. | ||
*'''Instance 5''': Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on. | |||
== HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING == | |||
Here's a nice checklist: | |||
* Are there dumb spaces after colons? | |||
** Remove those. | |||
* Are returns not used sparingly and they're frikkin everywhere on the page? | |||
** Condense the page down, it's not healthy otherwise anyway. | |||
* Is there no top-page description? | |||
** Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format. | |||
==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC== | ==Little Timmy Fell In The MAC== | ||
I'll add a story later or somethin | I'll add a story later or somethin | ||
<tabs style="overflow:auto;"> | <tabs style="overflow:auto;"> | ||
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name="NSV Astraeus"> | name="NSV Astraeus"> | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{| align=center width= | {| align=center width=100% | | ||
! bgcolor=#00d8ff | Locations on the '''NSV Astraeus''' | ! bgcolor=#00d8ff | Locations on the '''NSV Astraeus''' | ||
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name="NRV Aetherwhisp"> | name="NRV Aetherwhisp"> | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{| align=center width= | {| align=center width=100% | | ||
! bgcolor=#00d8ff | Locations on the '''NRV Aetherwhisp''' | ! bgcolor=#00d8ff | Locations on the '''NRV Aetherwhisp''' | ||
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Revision as of 19:56, 25 April 2017
Times Hit By Macaroni: 5
- Instance 1: Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
- Instance 2: End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
- Instance 3: Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."
- Instance 4: Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.
- Instance 5: Get promoted from Assistant to Ship Engineer. Run into engineering equipment to get the good stuff. MAC round makes a direct hit on the SM, causing it to blow up without warning, blowing my arm off and killing two other engineers, one of them getting their hardsuit disintegrated. Try to steal engineer's magboots while getting eaten by imaginary singulo three times in a row. Run around and thought a gravity anomaly was a hallucination. Was terribly wrong and got robusted by literally everything in medbay. Died with CE hardsuit on.
HOW TO FIX TAB SQUISHING
Here's a nice checklist:
- Are there dumb spaces after colons?
- Remove those.
- Are returns not used sparingly and they're frikkin everywhere on the page?
- Condense the page down, it's not healthy otherwise anyway.
- Is there no top-page description?
- Having that seems to help out a lot, just write about a paragraph-long description of whatever the page is about right under the format.
Little Timmy Fell In The MAC
I'll add a story later or somethin
| Locations on the NSV Astraeus |
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| General: Arrivals - Escape Shuttle |
| Recreational: Bar - Dormitory |
| Medical: Medbay - Chemistry Lab - Chief Medical Officer's Office - Genetics - Medbay Storage |
| Supply: Cargo Bay - Mining Dock |
| Science: Research Division - Research and Development Lab - Research Director's Office |
| Engineering: Atmospherics - Chief Engineer's Office - Engineering |
| Security: Armory - Brig - Detective's Office |
| Command: AI Upload - Bridge - Munitions - Captain's Quarters |
| Upkeep: Custodial Closet - Maintenance |
| Locations on the NRV Aetherwhisp |
|---|
| General: Arrivals - Escape Shuttle |
| Recreational: Bar - Dormitory |
| Medical: Medbay - Chemistry Lab - Chief Medical Officer's Office - Genetics - Medbay Storage |
| Supply: Cargo Bay - Mining Dock |
| Science: Research Division - Research and Development Lab - Research Director's Office |
| Engineering: Atmospherics - Chief Engineer's Office - Engineering |
| Security: Armory - Brig - Detective's Office |
| Command: AI Upload - Bridge - Munitions - Captain's Quarters |
| Upkeep: Custodial Closet - Maintenance |