User:Burrito Justice

Times Hit By Macaroni: 4
Instance 1: Tell Phyllida to use Odysseus mech while I grab my hardsuit. Took direct hit and gibbed. Phyllida could not enter the mech because it was apparently DNA locked.
Instance 2: End round and it was a brawl, MAC hits while I'm on the floor. Death.
Instance 3: Shuttles are armed as our ship gets bombarded. Go into armory and grab hardsuit. Power fails and I am without a crowbar. Incoming round alarm sounds in the room, cannot escape. Take direct hit and helmet gets forcefully blown off. Death whisper "ass..."
Instance 4: Round 421. Go Captain first time, very slow start to round, everyone is antsy, have objective to kill a number of ships. After much grief we warp to syndicate system. Whole fleet is there. Round explodes next to me. Die. Looted by engineer to launch shuttles early and save everyone.

Little Timmy Fell In The MAC

I'll add a story later or somethin

NSV AstraeusNRV Aetherwhisp

Locations on the NSV Astraeus
General: Arrivals - Escape Shuttle
Recreational: Bar - Dormitory
Medical: Medbay - Chemistry Lab - Chief Medical Officer's Office - Genetics - Medbay Storage
Supply: Cargo Bay - Mining Dock
Science: Research Division - Research and Development Lab - Research Director's Office
Engineering: Atmospherics - Chief Engineer's Office - Engineering
Security: Armory - Brig - Detective's Office
Command: AI Upload - Bridge - Munitions - Captain's Quarters
Upkeep: Custodial Closet - Maintenance

Locations on the NRV Aetherwhisp
General: Arrivals - Escape Shuttle
Recreational: Bar - Dormitory
Medical: Medbay - Chemistry Lab - Chief Medical Officer's Office - Genetics - Medbay Storage
Supply: Cargo Bay - Mining Dock
Science: Research Division - Research and Development Lab - Research Director's Office
Engineering: Atmospherics - Chief Engineer's Office - Engineering
Security: Armory - Brig - Detective's Office
Command: AI Upload - Bridge - Munitions - Captain's Quarters
Upkeep: Custodial Closet - Maintenance