Bar

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Recreational Area
Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill
Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, freezer room, and a theatre for performances!
Obvious exits	South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen
Purpose	Host barfights
Access level
Noteworthy contents	A piano, Booze-O-Mat, four tables for 4x customers and one table for 3x
Clearance	Everyone
Security level	Low
Style	Bar/Theatre
Balance Requirements	No major balance requirements
Other Notes
Locations on FTL13

Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!

Bar

The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Seating is plentiful. So are distractions like arcade and slot machines.

The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place.

Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.

By default the bar's sign will choose a random name from the list, but the bartender can choose whatever image he wants to be displayed.

Theatre

This is the starting location for the trustworthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the dorms.

Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.

NSV AstraeusNRV AetherwhispNSV Scarab

Locations on NSV Astraeus
General	Recreational	Medical	Supply	Science	Engineering	Security	Command	Upkeep	Outside
Arrivals Escape Shuttle Primary Tool Storage	Bar Dormitory Hydroponics Kitchen	Medbay Chemistry Lab Chief Medical Officer's Office Genetics Medbay Storage Operating Theatre Virology	Cargo Bay Mining Dock	Research Division Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Robotics Lab Server Room Xenobiology Lab	Atmospherics Chief Engineer's Office Engineering Gravity Generator Room Telecommunications	Armory Brig Detective's Office Head of Security's Office Security Office	AI Upload Bridge Captain's Quarters Conference Room E.V.A. Executive Officer's Office Munitions Vault	Custodial Closet Maintenance Waste Disposal	Central Command Lavaland Space

Locations on NRV Aetherwhisp
General	Recreational	Medical	Supply	Science	Engineering	Security	Command	Upkeep	Outside
Arrivals Escape Pods Escape Shuttle Escape Shuttle Hallway Primary Tool Storage	Bar Chapel Dormitory Hydroponics Kitchen Library Locker Room	Medbay Chemistry Lab Chief Medical Officer's Office Genetics Medbay Storage Operating Theatre Virology	Cargo Bay Mining Dock QM's Office Cargo Office	Research Division Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Robotics Lab Server Room Xenobiology Lab	Atmospherics Chief Engineer's Office Construction Area Engineering Gravity Generator Room Telecommunications Technical Storage	Armory Brig Detective's Office Head of Security's Office Security Office Warden's Office	AI Upload Battle Bridge Bridge Captain's Quarters Conference Room E.V.A. Executive Officer's Office Munitions Vault	Custodial Closet Maintenance Waste Disposal	Central Command Lavaland Space

Locations on NSV Scarab
General	Recreational	Medical	Supply	Science	Engineering	Security	Command	Upkeep	Outside
Arrivals Escape Pods Escape Shuttle Escape Shuttle Hallway Primary Tool Storage	Bar Long Term Storage Hydroponics Kitchen Library Locker Room	Medbay Chemistry Lab Chief Medical Officer's Office Genetics Medbay Storage Operating Theatre Virology	Cargo Bay Mining Dock QM's Office Cargo Office	Research Division Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Robotics Lab Server Room Xenobiology Lab	Atmospherics Chief Engineer's Office Construction Area Engineering Gravity Generator Room Telecommunications Technical Storage	Armory Brig Detective's Office Head of Security's Office Security Office Warden's Office	AI Upload Battle Bridge Bridge Captain's Quarters Conference Room E.V.A. Executive Officer's Office Munitions Vault	Custodial Closet Maintenance Waste Disposal	Central Command Lavaland Space